SMS_adda

by princejpr on January 19, 2008, 08:46:10 PM

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: SMS_adda

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princejpr

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«Reply #105 on: February 21, 2008, 06:38:35 PM »

Premi: darling rape ka matlab kya hai..?
Premika: "sahi jagah par galat aadmi.." tongue3


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«Reply #106 on: February 21, 2008, 10:41:45 PM »

Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.

2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.

Pocha to bolay

jub se CABLE ghar main aya.

Koi bacha raat ko sota nahi Winking


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«Reply #107 on: February 21, 2008, 11:10:30 PM »

nice collection princejpr ji!!
SAHI KAHA APNE FIRST TWO MY CELL NO AND LAST TWO MY AGE Usual Smile


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Re: SMS_adda

«Reply #108 on: February 22, 2008, 05:47:32 PM »

Shukriya Prince JI,.
Haan aapka Ek Messg Mila hume,.


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Re: SMS_adda

«Reply #109 on: February 22, 2008, 07:16:54 PM »

Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha
Banta: Phir Kia Hua............ Huh?

Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya tongue3


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«Reply #110 on: February 22, 2008, 07:17:58 PM »

Pathr ki hai Duniya,jazbat nai samjti
Dilme kya hai Wo bat nai samjti
Tanha to Chand b hai taro k bich
Magr Chandka dard bewfa rat nai samjti


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«Reply #111 on: February 22, 2008, 07:19:33 PM »

A gud news 4 students -

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections.

To confirm goto site

www.stop dreming start studing.com glasses2


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«Reply #112 on: February 22, 2008, 07:20:22 PM »

Aankh Me Nasha Dia Karte Hai Hum
Sabki Neend Chura Lia Karte Hai Hum
Ab Se Jab-2 Palke Jhapke Aapki
Samajh Lena Tab-2 Yaad Kia Karte hai hum


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«Reply #113 on: February 22, 2008, 07:21:13 PM »

Student went to the toilet
He noticed something written on the wall inside d toilet which read
"Itna Zor Padhne Me Dete To Exam Me A+ Grade aati " tongue3


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«Reply #114 on: February 22, 2008, 07:21:50 PM »

miss call dene se"YADE"taja ho jati he
call karne se"APANAPAN"mehsus hota he
msg karne se"YARI"gahri hoti hai
ab dkhte hai"AAP"kya karte ho


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«Reply #115 on: February 22, 2008, 07:22:11 PM »

Ek zara si Bhool Khata ban gayi
Meri Wafa hi Meri Saza ban gayi
Dil lia aur Khel kar Torr dia
Hamari Jaan gayi aur un ki Ada ban gayi


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«Reply #116 on: February 22, 2008, 07:24:36 PM »

Parwah karo uski jo aapki parwah kare
Jo Zindagi me kabhi ruswa na kare
Jaan ban ke utar jao uski jan me
Jo Jaan aap par apni qurban kare


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«Reply #117 on: February 22, 2008, 07:24:55 PM »

Teacher-batao pankha pulling hai ya striling?

Student-Sir agar KHAITAN ka hai to Pulling or USHA ka hai to striling hoga


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Re: SMS_adda

«Reply #118 on: February 22, 2008, 07:25:17 PM »

2008 Ka Bhikari :
Amma Thoda
Khana Hai To Do
Na..

Amma : Abhi Nahi
Banaya..

Bhikari : To
Banane Ke Baad
Miss Call De
Dena


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Re: SMS_adda

«Reply #119 on: February 22, 2008, 07:26:29 PM »

SMS ek masti he,
Ye call se zyda sasti he,
Neend ko bhgati he,
Khoon ko jalati he,
Dimaag ko pakaati he,
Aur apko sirf hamari yad dilati he.. glasses2