WaNna LauGH....!

by Tosha on October 05, 2004, 12:01:41 PM
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«Reply #135 on: March 26, 2006, 06:39:16 PM »
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the mental hospitalMan: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
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«Reply #136 on: March 26, 2006, 06:46:55 PM »
GOOD JOB ............ MY JOKER
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«Reply #137 on: March 28, 2006, 02:57:50 PM »
thanx ... My Buddhu!!
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«Reply #138 on: March 29, 2006, 10:32:39 AM »
hahahaha.........nice Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #139 on: March 29, 2006, 10:35:36 AM »
Women: Person who thinks more with their heart than with their head.
Experience: What you will get while looking for something else.

Zoo: A place advice for animals to study the habits of human beings.
Adam: The only man in the world who couldn't say," Pardon me, haven't I seen you before?"

Dentist: A person who extracts both your teeth and money.
Bald: When one has less hair to comb and more face to wash.

Death: Stop sinning suddenly.
Neighbour: A person who is out of something.

Smile: A small curve that solve big problems.
Kitchen: Final laboratory of housewife
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«Reply #140 on: April 02, 2006, 12:43:15 PM »
Good one ... !!Sapna
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«Reply #141 on: April 30, 2006, 01:19:13 PM »
No hard feelings plz ..  live up to the humour

  Bihar Driving License
========================================================
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
------------------------------------------------------------------


NOTE: Please do not Soot the person at the applikason kounter.
! ! He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank)

11. Ejjucaso! ! n: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(** If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression .)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
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«Reply #142 on: June 02, 2008, 02:07:53 PM »
Wow! wt a thread ... wt fine memories :D
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«Reply #143 on: June 02, 2008, 10:08:14 PM »
Good collection Tosha Applause
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