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« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2004, 11:55:45 PM »

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indgi ek Toofan hai ese dhool bankar udna padega.
Zindagi ek gum ka naam hai ese jahar samagh kar peena padega.

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« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2004, 02:40:52 AM »

hehehehe tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 @Rishi ... i wish you to be in peace and her to be happy ;-)
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« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2004, 03:27:58 AM »

Usual Smile
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« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2004, 03:39:19 AM »

Thanx so much Pandey ji, it's working at last.
Thanx for all the help....!
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yeah Jabeen, i too hope so, nd she is very sweet, so i don't think i will need all of those....but in case anyone here needs sometime....!
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" Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most....!"
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" I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing....!
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" Those, who can't laugh on themselves, shouldn't play joke on others....!"
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« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2004, 03:42:26 AM »

She must be!!!! I really wish all the happiness and joys for both of you!!!!! happy9
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« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2004, 03:48:27 AM »

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 :D Thanx so much Jabeen for all ur wishes. kaisi hai, wo to aap miloge to khud dekh lena....!
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« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2004, 04:27:52 AM »

Dilliwalon lo kuch na kaho..
Dil pur le lenge  :lol:
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indgi ek Toofan hai ese dhool bankar udna padega.
Zindagi ek gum ka naam hai ese jahar samagh kar peena padega.

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« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2004, 10:20:13 AM »

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A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."
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 Shocked  man....we gotta buy cars with airbags on both seats + windows..!
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« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2004, 05:30:20 AM »

Lolzzzzz Nice Rishi!!
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« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2004, 11:29:12 AM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!
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« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2004, 12:27:36 PM »

Shocked happy9happy9happy9
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« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2004, 12:03:16 AM »

Talat@desert2.com  :lol:
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indgi ek Toofan hai ese dhool bankar udna padega.
Zindagi ek gum ka naam hai ese jahar samagh kar peena padega.

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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2004, 03:41:40 AM »

hahaha..gr8 rishi ji Usual Smile
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Jaldi marne ka faisla kar aaye,
Meri Pheli aur Akhir Mohabbat aap hi ho 'Jaan'
Janat Mein saath rehna ka wada kar aaye.[/b]



Agr Dunya k Azmat ko Gawara kardya hota
Najane ktne sajdo k Qazara karlya hota.
tumari bewafai m yuhi tadapkar marte Nhi,
Agar milne se phle IstiQara karlya hota.

Is duniya mein sab kuchh bikta hai,
phir judai hi rishwat kyun nahi leti,
Marta nahi hai koi kisi se juda hokar,
Bus yaadein hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.


Mohabbat ke imtehan mein humne apni jaan ki bazi lagayi,
wafa ke badle mein humne  bewafayi inaam mein hai paayi.


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« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2004, 10:34:12 AM »

kcpandey@ankhain.kharab.in !!!!  ;-)
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« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2004, 10:49:38 AM »

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!

Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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