A funny mail to share with you All

How to Identify cities in India


Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on. That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program
to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program. That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All
sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being
friends. You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends
on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB