Difference between Boys & Girls

by Tosha on February 28, 2005, 06:12:00 PM
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Difference between Boys & Girls

How each of them withdraws cash at the ATM
Boys:
  1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
  2. Insert card
  3. Dial code and desired amount
  4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

  Girls:
  1. Drive to the bank
  2. Engine stalled
  3. Check make-up in the mirror
  4. Apply perfume
  5. Manually check haircut
  6. Park the car - failure
  7. Park the car - failure
  8. Park the car - Success
  9. Search for the card in the handbag
  10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
  11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
  12. Look for bank card
  13. Insert Card
  14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in Handbag
  15. Enter code
  16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
  17. #Cancel#
  18. Re-enter code
  19. #Cancel#
  20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
  21. Enter desired amount
  22. #Error#
  23. Enter bigger amount
  24. #Error#
  25. Enter maximum amount
  26. Cross fingers
  27. Take cash
  28. Go back to the car
  29. Check make up in rear mirror
  30. Look for keys in handbag
  31. Start car
  32. Drive 50 meters
  33. STOP
  34. Drive back to bank machine
  35. Go out of the car
  36. Take card and ticket back from machine
  37. Go back to the car
  38. Throw card on passenger seat
  39. Throw slip on the floor
  40. Check make up in rear mirror
  41. Manually check haircut
  42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
  43. BRAKE!!
  44. Go into roundabout - right way
  45. Drive 5 kilometers
  46. Remove hand brake.
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bahut suna bahut socha bahut kaha aur yeh conclusion nikala!!!!
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #1 on: February 28, 2005, 06:15:16 PM »
wonderful.... how could you be so accurate...
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Tosha
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«Reply #2 on: February 28, 2005, 06:18:25 PM »
oops!!! yeh kya yeh kya humne kahe dala!!! larko ke to chandi ho gai!!!!
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nikki
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«Reply #3 on: February 28, 2005, 06:24:21 PM »
WAO...TOSHA....
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Meena
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«Reply #4 on: February 28, 2005, 10:29:27 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  tosha!!!

 :D
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pandit
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«Reply #5 on: February 28, 2005, 10:32:44 PM »
tauba tauba kya sachh bola hai ,
life me maine ek samajhdaar ladki deekhi hai,
ab us se mulakaat zaruri ho gaye hai........?
q milogi naa.....?
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dolly
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«Reply #6 on: February 28, 2005, 11:49:17 PM »
Lol Lol Lolzzzzzzzzzz Tosha!! Usual Smile  :|
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Tosha
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«Reply #7 on: March 02, 2005, 12:41:22 PM »
Quote from: "pandit"
tauba tauba kya sachh bola hai ,
life me maine ek samajhdaar ladki deekhi hai,
ab us se mulakaat zaruri ho gaye hai........?
q milogi naa.....?

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galti jo hui pandit ji
aab maaf bhi kar dalo
insan hun main bhi
yuh na satao
milna zaroori hai to millo
hum mana nahi karte
par is kadar nadani ka ilzam to sir na dalo
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #8 on: March 02, 2005, 12:44:49 PM »
WOWWWWWWW
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #9 on: March 02, 2005, 06:11:54 PM »
samajhdaar ladki kehnaa kya galat hai ? ? ?
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Tosha
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«Reply #10 on: March 02, 2005, 06:59:42 PM »
lol... aji samajdar kahene ke liye tnx
lakin galti ki hai to samajhdar mat kaheye
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #11 on: March 02, 2005, 07:44:35 PM »
lekin ladkiyaaan to kabhi galti nahi karti rite...
sirf ladkon mein akal ki kami hoti hai....
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Tosha
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«Reply #12 on: March 02, 2005, 09:46:03 PM »
so sweet... Muaah!!! kitne pyare lagte ho aisa kahete...kash sabhi aisa bole...cho chueet!!!
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #13 on: March 03, 2005, 01:55:05 PM »
achha ye baat!!!!!!
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Tosha
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«Reply #14 on: March 03, 2005, 02:57:38 PM »
ji haai yehi baat hai...Usual SmileWinking
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