HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN?????:Chit - Chat & General Discussion

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Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always
speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to takebath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says Hey instead of HiSays Yogurt instead of Curd
Says Cab instead of Taxi
Says Candy instead of Chocolate
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit
Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway
Says got to go instead of Have to go
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps oncomplaining about it every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far aspossible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet..

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person
unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **IndianRoad* * Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickersof Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India ,tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or Whenwas in US...

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Talat

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«Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 03:12:11 PM »

Very interesting 8-[


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sanya310

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«Reply #2 on: October 20, 2007, 03:20:48 PM »

lol hahah some of them r true when i go to india Puzzled !

lol but FUNNYY!!!!


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«Reply #3 on: October 20, 2007, 04:31:52 PM »

Punam theres a book i think you'll enjoy,let you know of the title and author,but looking at your comments,i think you'll enjoy it.Why do your'll bash NRI's so?


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«Reply #4 on: October 20, 2007, 04:43:38 PM »

poonam .... chocolate is chocolate .... its the toffee/ sweet that is called candy insted.

cookie is cookie ...
biscuits are biscuits ...

in India the milk packs don't tell the % of fat ... mostly ... i kno not of big malls/ shops

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waise i got it ... its for US returns ... yeh they r nerds Winking

lol ... had fun reading it.

and to my experience ... US ppl all they kno is complain n complain... they come to UK n complain they go to Africa complain ... they go to Russia complain .... !!

so lets forgive them ... its by default tongue3


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«Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 12:22:03 AM »

SOME OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTELY TRUE...ENJOYED READING IT :D


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«Reply #6 on: October 27, 2007, 09:24:10 PM »

Talat di..sanya...stranger ji...Tosha di..khwaish ...Thanx chalo aap sab isse pare acha laga ..


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«Reply #7 on: October 27, 2007, 11:06:50 PM »

Nice stuff Punam

Quote from: "Tosha"

waise i got it ... its for US returns ... yeh they r nerds Winking

Like the way you pen down the explanation Tosha ji. specially the last line.... by default Winking


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«Reply #8 on: October 28, 2007, 03:28:34 AM »

Thanx Dear

Somthings can't be helped :D


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«Reply #9 on: October 28, 2007, 11:30:34 AM »

Lovely Thoughts and Reallity too....Gud Job Poonam....!!!


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«Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 05:22:54 PM »

Turth,.
Hamare Uncle Unki Family Aur Jab Abroad Se Aaaye The To Unke Andaaz Yahi The,.


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«Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 02:01:48 PM »

meine to aj tak aisa nai kiya


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«Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 04:09:30 AM »

Nice posting Punam.... Enjoyed reading ...


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Tosha

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«Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 03:42:32 PM »

Quote from: "~princess~"

meine to aj tak aisa nai kiya

maine bhi nahi .... guess wt sis ... i realised yeh jo kuch bhi likha hai .... USA ke returns ke liye likha hai ..... hamare liye nahi ...!! :wink:


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«Reply #14 on: December 19, 2007, 01:55:05 AM »

ill speak frankly i have done them....

lekn humari kya ghalati hai....
the same way...
jab ekh punjabi atta hai
woh sarsoon ka saagh maakhi di roti aur lassi he manghta hai...!!!

aghar woh punjabi bolta hai tu usne punjabi he bolni hai chahiye aghe uske BUSH khara ho yahan BILL GATES....

its the matter that we have to adapt to the surroundings of the place we live in......!
obviously when we are used to say sumthing in one way...how can we possibly go there and change in one minute???!!!

IF someone cums to USA they complain as well..its the matter of getting homesick! no matter if one lives in the same country but they do get homesick and start complaining i do!
:D:D:D:D:D


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