if you wanna really lough......then dont read this

by indian_groom on May 29, 2006, 10:08:02 AM
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Coolest doubt in Mahabharat


In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the

Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.

He is at the krishnajanma' part of it. Masterji:
"Kansa heard the

akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill
him.

He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...


Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
peak. Third one

is born." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts
up his hand.

Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)


Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in Mahabharata

then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
was going to

kill

him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME
CELL ?

Masterji fainted.........................
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«Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 10:17:53 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz waise pehle suna hua hai.......bhai ye to joke hai....to ye yahan kya kar raha hai??
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«Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 10:20:50 AM »
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz waise pehle suna hua hai.......bhai ye to joke hai....to ye yahan kya kar raha hai??








kya hai na monitors kuch kaam nahi karte socha unhe kuch kaam doon.........ab wo move karege.................isse
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«Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 10:36:41 AM »
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kya hai na monitors kuch kaam nahi karte socha unhe kuch kaam doon.........ab wo move karege.................isse
aree bhai aisa matt karo........ye to mera kaam hai...inn monsters oooppppppssssss monitors ki jaan lena..... :lol:
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«Reply #4 on: May 29, 2006, 11:41:56 AM »
yeh to sab ki jaan leta hai duffer
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«Reply #5 on: June 07, 2006, 11:15:12 AM »
tuhaddi jaan te bani hai......sadda hassa ho gaya.........!
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«Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 06:10:17 PM »
nahi padi teri bakwas
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«Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 07:48:57 AM »
Puzzled !  :?
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«Reply #9 on: June 11, 2006, 09:28:32 AM »
:? ...........ye kaun hai bhai?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
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