MARRIAGE!!!QUOTES & UNQUOTES!!!

HERE R SOME MARRIAGE RELATED FUNDAS,HOPE you WILL ENJOY THEM  


"MARRIED LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT AND FRUSTRATION:
 IN THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE,THE MAN SPEAKS ANDTHE WOMEN LISTENS.
 IN THE SECOND YEAR,THE WOMEN SPEAKS AND THE MAN LISTENS,
 IN THE THIRD YEAR,THEY BOTH SPEAK AND THE NEIGHBOURS LISTEN."


"IT IS TRUE THAT LOVE IS BLIND BUT MARRIAGE.....
 IS DEFINITELY AN EYE OPENER."


"GETTING MARRIED IS VERY MUCH LIKE GOING TO THE RESTURANT WITH FRIENDS.
YOU ORDER WHAT you WANT TO,AND WHEN you SEE WHAT THE OTHER FELLOW HAS,you WISH you HAVE ORDERED THAT."


"THERE WAS A MAN WHO SAID,"I NEVER KNEW WHAT HAPPINESS WAS UNTIL I GOT MARRIED . . .AND THEN IT WAS TOO LATE . . ."


"LOVE IS ONE LONG SWEET DREAM,AND MARRIAGE IS THE ALARM CLOCK."


"THEY SAY WHEN A MAN HOLDS A WOMEN'S HAND BEFORE MARRIAGE,IT IS LOVE;
 AFTERMARRIAGE IT IS SELF DEFENCE."


"WHEN A NEWLY MARRIED MAN LOOKS HAPPY,WE KNOW WHY,
 BUT WHEN A TEN-YEAR MARRIED MAN LOOKS HAPPY,WE WONDER WHY :?: "


"THERE WAS THIS LOVER WHO SAID THAT HE WOULD GO THROUGH HELL FOR HER,
 THEY GOT MARRIED AND NOW HE IS GOING THROUGH HELL."


"SON:HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET MARRIED,DAD?
 FATHER:I DONT KNOW SON,I M STILL PAYING FOR IT . . ."


"BACHELOR:A MAN WHO HAS NEVER TOLD HER WIFE A LIE"


"A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS THE MATTER OF
 GIVING AND TAKING,
 THE HUSBAND GIVES AND THE WIFE TAKES  :!: "