MARRIAGE!!!QUOTES & UNQUOTES!!!

by nidhi_yadein on December 29, 2004, 10:35:00 AM
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HERE R SOME MARRIAGE RELATED FUNDAS,HOPE U WILL ENJOY THEM   Usual Smile


"MARRIED LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT AND FRUSTRATION:
 IN THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE,THE MAN SPEAKS ANDTHE WOMEN LISTENS.
 IN THE SECOND YEAR,THE WOMEN SPEAKS AND THE MAN LISTENS,
 IN THE THIRD YEAR,THEY BOTH SPEAK AND THE NEIGHBOURS LISTEN."


"IT IS TRUE THAT LOVE IS BLIND BUT MARRIAGE.....
 IS DEFINITELY AN EYE OPENER."


"GETTING MARRIED IS VERY MUCH LIKE GOING TO THE RESTURANT WITH FRIENDS.
YOU ORDER WHAT U WANT TO,AND WHEN U SEE WHAT THE OTHER FELLOW HAS,U WISH U HAVE ORDERED THAT."


"THERE WAS A MAN WHO SAID,"I NEVER KNEW WHAT HAPPINESS WAS UNTIL I GOT MARRIED . . .AND THEN IT WAS TOO LATE . . ."


"LOVE IS ONE LONG SWEET DREAM,AND MARRIAGE IS THE ALARM CLOCK."


"THEY SAY WHEN A MAN HOLDS A WOMEN'S HAND BEFORE MARRIAGE,IT IS LOVE;
 AFTERMARRIAGE IT IS SELF DEFENCE."


"WHEN A NEWLY MARRIED MAN LOOKS HAPPY,WE KNOW WHY,
 BUT WHEN A TEN-YEAR MARRIED MAN LOOKS HAPPY,WE WONDER WHY :?: "


"THERE WAS THIS LOVER WHO SAID THAT HE WOULD GO THROUGH HELL FOR HER,
 THEY GOT MARRIED AND NOW HE IS GOING THROUGH HELL."


"SON:HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET MARRIED,DAD?
 FATHER:I DONT KNOW SON,I M STILL PAYING FOR IT . . ."


"BACHELOR:A MAN WHO HAS NEVER TOLD HER WIFE A LIE"


"A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS THE MATTER OF
 GIVING AND TAKING,
 THE HUSBAND GIVES AND THE WIFE TAKES  :!: "
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #1 on: December 29, 2004, 10:51:48 AM »
nice pic
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amit_is_always_cool
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«Reply #2 on: December 29, 2004, 11:03:10 AM »
[ Know the difference between a friend and best friend ]

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents mom and dad.

Friend: has never seen you cry.
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it).

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff.

Friend: only knows a few things about you.
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story.

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best friend: will always go with you.
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: December 29, 2004, 11:12:10 AM »
nice amit n tum.......

some more marriage quotes  glasses2

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- Groucho Marx

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing."
- Duane Dewel

"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
- Colin Chapman

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
- Woody Allen

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
- Ogden Nash

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."
- Al Bundy(Married with Children - U.S. T.V. Show)

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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«Reply #4 on: December 29, 2004, 11:39:11 AM »
thanx and nice ullu Winking and amit.
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«Reply #5 on: December 29, 2004, 11:51:02 AM »
im not ullu..... kuch aur naam dhoondo Puzzled !
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«Reply #6 on: December 29, 2004, 12:04:06 PM »
:lol: tum hi bata do na.......
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«Reply #7 on: December 29, 2004, 12:05:08 PM »
heart glasses2 or my heart glasses2
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«Reply #8 on: December 29, 2004, 12:17:56 PM »
heart hi theek hai coz my heart cant b so ullu.
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«Reply #9 on: December 29, 2004, 12:25:05 PM »
HuMm~!

Marriage Quotes...........!
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«Reply #10 on: December 29, 2004, 12:44:50 PM »
"i would marry a non fashionable girl"

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«Reply #11 on: December 29, 2004, 12:52:37 PM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
"i would marry a non fashionable girl"

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 Puzzled ! .tumhe acchi milni bhi nahin.
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«Reply #12 on: December 29, 2004, 12:53:44 PM »
achchi kaisi hoti hain Puzzled !
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«Reply #13 on: December 29, 2004, 12:56:59 PM »
ofcourse mere jaisi. Usual Smile
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«Reply #14 on: December 29, 2004, 01:01:57 PM »
Yo give me a break mein zara hans loon.....................!


U r 2 funny Nidhi.....................lolz
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