Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!:Chit

redwhitegang

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. --David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. --Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. --Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
--Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does woman want? --Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
--Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." --Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." --Sam
Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage." --James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't." --Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. --Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once... --Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny
Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. --Rodney
Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --Milton
Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. --Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine." --Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive." --Anonymous


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sanya310

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #1 on: September 03, 2006, 07:13:36 PM »

lolz! :lol:


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anjani_si

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #2 on: September 03, 2006, 08:37:53 PM »

hahaha :D:D


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natural

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #3 on: September 04, 2006, 04:38:55 AM »

:D :D

Nice One....


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tushar_4u_im

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #4 on: September 04, 2006, 07:31:46 AM »

bahut aacha bahut aacha kya sahi batt kahi hai yaar

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GOOD...............


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nirbhay

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 09:16:59 AM »

Tushar PraaJee tey vaade Confidencial hokar boltein hain Experience lag Rahe ho bhaiya! :lol:

And Mr.RWG Mein na iski tareef kar sakta hoon na hi Galt keh sakta hoon.. Isliye mein jo kar sakta hoon wo main karne Jaa Raha hoon --> :lol:


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indian_groom

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #6 on: September 04, 2006, 02:55:09 PM »

very good one brother i like it.


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redwhitegang

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Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

«Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 06:33:25 PM »

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! cool response yaar!, maine socha bhi nahi tha aap sab ko etna pasand aayega! :D
thank u every one :D


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anjani_si

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«Reply #8 on: September 05, 2006, 02:24:10 AM »

Quote from: "nirbhay"

kyun appne abhi azma liya hai :D:D:D:D


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nirbhay

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«Reply #9 on: September 05, 2006, 04:26:31 AM »

Quote from: "anjani_si"

Quote from: "nirbhay"

kyun appne abhi azma liya hai :D:D:D:D

Aare Pagli Azmaya nahi hai isliye to kuch keh nahi saktey! tongue3


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