think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl

U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala,aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde.Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

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mujhse log .... hai

SHAME on YOU!!!
 :eeee:  :deal:  :bottom:  :seesaw:
DARE TO LOVE A NORTH INDIAN GIRL.!!!
u'll get all the love of the world!!!

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 :mgun:  :mgun:  :ninja:  :mgun:

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I aGrEe WiTh YoU tOsHa

well am not in a mood to argue..

i am just telling u he truth

:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen: haa haa haa haa
well said heart
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mruli googli ho gai :mad:

haan chacha rahete hai waha pe mere...meri bahi bhi waha job karti hai...ghar se bas 3 ghabte door hai aur main kafi ghumi hun lucknow main...bas yeh mat puchna kaha kaha /.... abhi to Sg pgi ke alawa kuch nahi yaad .... kafi samay ho gaya hai apne state ke rajdhani gaye hue

ufffff!!!!!!

Man is in heaven,if he marries an INDIAN GIRL!!

Whether North-Indian or south Indian......