Top one-liners to impress girls........

by murali on January 31, 2005, 07:35:07 PM
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murali
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1. "ur beauty inspires me to write a poem on u.. will u be my partner in rhyme?"
2. "Did you get hurt?"
"When?"
"When you fell down from heaven?"
3. "Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I’d
call her when I fell in love!"
4. "There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you."
5. "I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman."
6. "I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house."
7. "Did you notice there are fewer stars in the sky tonight?"
"Really?"
"Yup, because a lot of them are in your eyes."
8. "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
9. "you know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad"
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cutepriya_delhi
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«Reply #1 on: January 31, 2005, 08:03:30 PM »
Quote from: "murali"
1. "ur beauty inspires me to write a poem on you.. will you be my partner in rhyme?"
2. "Did you get hurt?"
"When?"
"When you fell down from heaven?"
3. "Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I’d
call her when I fell in love!"
4. "There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you."
5. "I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman."
6. "I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house."
7. "Did you notice there are fewer stars in the sky tonight?"
"Really?"
"Yup, because a lot of them are in your eyes."
8. "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
9. "you know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad"



and bejti karvao.... with the following comebacks :wink:
(im kidding with ya, dont take it to ur heart)

1. "ur beauty inspires me to write a poem on you.. will you be my partner in rhyme?"

>> no, u better try rhymer.com :-p

2. "Did you get hurt?"
"When?"
"When you fell down from heaven?"

>> no, i've got my macho brother to take hold of me... but u'll sure feel hurt if he holds you lol :mrgreen:

3. "Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I’d
call her when I fell in love!"

>> use a PCO ..... shud i giv u money if u dont have any? :mrgreen:

4. "There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you."

>> then why messing around with me, go n have an appointment with doc

5. "I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman."

>> but i dont feel the same lol  :wink:
 
6. "I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house."

>> yea sure y not. go straight, then right, then left, then again left, then straight, then again right, then straight, then left. i'll wait for u here again :mrgreen:

7. "Did you notice there are fewer stars in the sky tonight?"
"Really?"
"Yup, because a lot of them are in your eyes."

>> oh! bt the actual reason is today's so cloudy :-p

8. "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."

>> i dont talk like to talk with weak poeple :mrgreen:

9. "you know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad"

>> is it so? i was going to same the same to you lol :mrgreen:
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murali
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«Reply #2 on: January 31, 2005, 08:07:02 PM »
:cry:
but the ans were good
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cutepriya_delhi
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«Reply #3 on: January 31, 2005, 08:09:12 PM »
Quote from: "murali"
:cry:
but the ans were good


awww!!!! so sorry!!!! aap to rone lage murali ji....... maaf kar dijiye na mujhe! if u say i'll leave....... ok?  sad5
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murali
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«Reply #4 on: January 31, 2005, 08:15:15 PM »
hasthe hasthe asson agaye ............. :wink:

but u have a good sense of humor
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cutepriya_delhi
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«Reply #5 on: January 31, 2005, 08:23:12 PM »
chalo main kisi ke kaam to aayee... kisi ko hansaya to sahi maine.... Usual Smile thnx for appreciation. now i go. its pretty late in night. good night. cya.
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chilloutwithme
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«Reply #6 on: January 31, 2005, 09:21:17 PM »
lolz priya...very cool answers.....
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #7 on: January 31, 2005, 10:03:42 PM »
Puzzled !  :o  Usual Smile  Puzzled !  Usual Smile  :rolleyes: Usual Smile  :x  :o  Puzzled !  Usual Smile


 :hurray:  


lolz priya...very cool answers..... :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #8 on: February 01, 2005, 06:28:59 AM »
yaar tum yahaan bhi...........
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #9 on: February 01, 2005, 07:10:43 AM »
buzz!

hello! koi hai kya?

buzz!
buzz!
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #10 on: February 01, 2005, 07:15:53 AM »
haan main hoon na!!
lol
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #11 on: February 01, 2005, 07:16:38 AM »
lol tanha maine poocha koi ladki hai kya yahan Puzzled !
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #12 on: February 01, 2005, 07:17:45 AM »
tune ladki kahaan likha hai gadhe.
lol
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #13 on: February 01, 2005, 07:21:03 AM »
lol achcha wo to understood hai na, smart sa ladka koi bulayega, to wo ladki ko hi awaz dega na glasses2
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #14 on: February 01, 2005, 07:22:44 AM »
smart?

doubt?
lol
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