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« on: January 11, 2005, 10:37:09 AM » |
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1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here.
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why
don't you try again.
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myheart_ursonly
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2005, 10:56:39 AM » |
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lol one more stupid question n answer : q: Why do movies don't move ?? a : Because the screen dont have wheels..........  |
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2005, 11:01:52 AM » |
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lol one more stupid question n answer : q: Why do movies don't move ?? a : Because the screen dont have wheels.......... thanx Chimpu! Q. y do movies dun move? A.Movies do move but u can't c coz ur mind ain't stable!! :lol: |
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2005, 11:06:00 AM » |
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lol mansi  one more... q : why noun of cooking is cook why not cooker? a : A. b'coz there is no Pressure.. |
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Mansi_d_archi
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2005, 11:08:09 AM » |
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lol..dat's a cool 1
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2005, 11:14:48 AM » |
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lol mansi q. what are top 3 ways of recognising a baby sardar ? a : chhota pagdi, Stupidity & The general public around.. |
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 11:17:54 AM » |
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At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people
ask...Stupid Question:Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2005, 11:33:58 AM » |
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lol gr8 1 mansi !!!
:huba:
q. why trains do not get punctured ?
a : hoti bhi hongi to pata nahi chalta hoga.... so many wheels :eek1:
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2005, 11:49:58 AM » |
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dat was li'l dumb
now try ur silly mind answerin dis1..lol
If d Internet has no boundaries, then y do we need Windows, or Gates?
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2005, 12:00:03 PM » |
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very nice mansi.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2005, 12:02:22 PM » |
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lol...
ask any internet freak . i dont use gates i use mouse :eek1:
y do flies fly?
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2005, 12:03:26 PM » |
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thanx Nidhi
everyone is free 2 create an answer here or ask any damn question if u really feel its silly :wink:
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2005, 12:11:41 PM » |
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flis fly coz u dont fly.  |
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2005, 12:14:18 PM » |
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lol
y dont spectators wear spectacles?
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2005, 12:25:34 PM » |
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lol...
ask any internet freak . i dont use gates i use mouse :eek1:
y do flies fly? coz they have nothin else 2 do...lol |
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