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Mansi_d_archi

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1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here.

~~

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why
don't you try again.


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<<<$tUp!D qUeStIoN$ We @$K................>>&

«Reply #1 on: January 11, 2005, 10:56:39 AM »

lol

one more stupid question n answer :

q: Why do movies don't move ??

a : Because the screen dont have wheels.......... Usual Smile


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«Reply #2 on: January 11, 2005, 11:01:52 AM »

Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"

lol

one more stupid question n answer :

q: Why do movies don't move ??

a : Because the screen dont have wheels.......... Usual Smile

thanx Chimpu!

Q. y do movies dun move?
A.Movies do move but u can't c coz ur mind ain't stable!! :lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #3 on: January 11, 2005, 11:06:00 AM »

lol mansi

one more...

q : why noun of cooking is cook why not cooker?

a : A. b'coz there is no Pressure..


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Mansi_d_archi

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«Reply #4 on: January 11, 2005, 11:08:09 AM »

lol..dat's a cool 1


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«Reply #5 on: January 11, 2005, 11:14:48 AM »

lol mansi

q. what are top 3 ways of recognising a baby sardar ?
a : chhota pagdi, Stupidity & The general public around.. Usual Smile


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Mansi_d_archi

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«Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 11:17:54 AM »

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people
ask...Stupid Question:Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?


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«Reply #7 on: January 11, 2005, 11:33:58 AM »

lol gr8 1 mansi !!!
:huba:

q. why trains do not get punctured ?

a : hoti bhi hongi to pata nahi chalta hoga.... so many wheels :eek1:


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Mansi_d_archi

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«Reply #8 on: January 11, 2005, 11:49:58 AM »

dat was li'l dumb

now try ur silly mind answerin dis1..lol

If d Internet has no boundaries, then y do we need Windows, or Gates?


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«Reply #9 on: January 11, 2005, 12:00:03 PM »

very nice mansi.


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«Reply #10 on: January 11, 2005, 12:02:22 PM »

lol...

ask any internet freak . i dont use gates i use mouse :eek1:

y do flies fly?


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«Reply #11 on: January 11, 2005, 12:03:26 PM »

thanx Nidhi

everyone is free 2 create an answer here or ask any damn question if u really feel its silly :wink:


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«Reply #12 on: January 11, 2005, 12:11:41 PM »

flis fly coz u dont fly. glasses2


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«Reply #13 on: January 11, 2005, 12:14:18 PM »

lol

y dont spectators wear spectacles?


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«Reply #14 on: January 11, 2005, 12:25:34 PM »

Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"

lol...

ask any internet freak . i dont use gates i use mouse :eek1:

y do flies fly?

coz they have nothin else 2 do...lol


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