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phoenix

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Twenty Great One Liners!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.


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anjani_si

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«Reply #1 on: September 09, 2006, 06:22:31 PM »

kya baat hai phonu babu :D:D: too good :D:D


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phoenix

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«Reply #2 on: September 10, 2006, 08:59:18 AM »

sari aapko dedicated hain

specially 6th one Usual Smile


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anjani_si

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twenty gr8 one liners

«Reply #3 on: September 10, 2006, 06:26:56 PM »

Quote from: "phoenix"

sari aapko dedicated hain

specially 6th one Usual Smile

hahahahahaha.....:D:D:D:D

rosh di dekh rahi hain na app :D:D:D:D:D

good one phoenix.....mu bandh kara diya :D:D:D:D:D
hats off to u :D:D:D

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa


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D K

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twenty gr8 one liners

«Reply #4 on: September 10, 2006, 08:23:34 PM »

6th wala anjani ka :lol:


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roshni246

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«Reply #5 on: September 10, 2006, 08:28:18 PM »

Quote from: "anjani_si"

Quote from: "phoenix"

sari aapko dedicated hain

specially 6th one Usual Smile

hahahahahaha.....:D:D:D:D

rosh di dekh rahi hain na app :D:D:D:D:D

good one phoenix.....mu bandh kara diya :D:D:D:D:D
hats off to you :D:D:D

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa

dekh rahi hu chutki...oye..meri behen se no panga samje..! :wink: glasses2


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anjani_si

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«Reply #6 on: September 10, 2006, 08:28:31 PM »

Quote from: "D K"

6th wala anjani ka :lol:

2 minute rokh lete....tumhe tumhari line baata deti :D:D:D


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phoenix

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«Reply #7 on: September 11, 2006, 05:04:32 AM »

Quote from: "anjani_si"

Quote from: "phoenix"

sari aapko dedicated hain

specially 6th one Usual Smile

hahahahahaha.....:D:D:D:D

rosh di dekh rahi hain na app :D:D:D:D:D

good one phoenix.....mu bandh kara diya :D:D:D:D:D
hats off to you :D:D:D

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa

thenku thenku

19th for dk wat say anjani?


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anjani_si

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«Reply #8 on: September 11, 2006, 08:33:12 PM »

hehehehe :D:D:D

and line 4 for u :D:D:D:D


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phoenix

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«Reply #9 on: September 12, 2006, 06:34:37 AM »


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angel4u

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«Reply #10 on: September 13, 2006, 06:56:20 AM »

Too good nitesh...


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Rishi Soumya

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twenty gr8 one liners

«Reply #11 on: September 13, 2006, 02:15:11 PM »

I loved the last 1 the most....


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