It is Too Titty to be a Preacher----(mazHur)

by mazHur on February 02, 2014, 06:47:19 AM
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Let's go to Annual shower flow
    rather than watch artists perform Bad salad
    while keeping their Bass-ackwards
    But I have a Bat flattery
    And the Bedding wells are ringing
    All the Belly jeans are drunk and frolicking
    I don't think it's Birthington's washday today
    Her memory gives my mind a Blushing crow
    Should I call her a Bowel feast?
    They say Britannia waives the rules
    Bunny phone gave them all the strength
    Their heads covered with Cat flap
    King's men were Chewing the doors
    One guy was busy Chipping the flannel
    Cop porn flowing from his mouth
    Another dude Crawls through the fax
    Damp stealer mistakently sticks the stamps
    Fight in your race, Oh!
    Residents watch from Flock of bats
    A Flutter by hovers on Docs head
    While he performs Full bottle in front of me
    Go help me sod, cries a passer by
    Hiss and leer, the angels remark
    We have run out of our Hypodermic nurdles
    And we are shout of the hour
    You can wait and enjoy Keys and parrots
    and Know your blows
    Many have come to us with Lack of pies
    But we discovered that with Lead of spite
    Certainly no one likes Mad banners
    Playing with Mad bunny makes Men Mad
    It's not unwise to be as Mean as custard
    Mend the sail and let everyone know
    Speak up, Don't say your zips are lipped
    Nasal hut tastes good with chocolate
    but too much of Choc will make you Nick your pose
    Stretch your No tails like those of a gorilla
    Certainly it's bad Pit nicking
    the Plaster man made by Master Engineers
    Equipped with necessary Pleating and humming
    So be Ready as a stock in matters all
    When the Rental deceptionist hammers your teeth
    Let not your eyes get Roaring with pain
    Learn perseverance from Dicken's Sale of two titties
    Remember how Jesus would do Sealing the hick
    Chill out and Shake a tower
    Sir Stifford Crapps expressly implores you
    He is presently navigating the Soppy cheese
    With a Soul of ballad in his hand
    Loudly crying 'Tease my ears, O Lord'
    The rutting season for tea cosies is round the corner
    It's joy to be there, take it not as the pun fart
    O My Tons of soil !
    I know it is too titty to be a preacher
    Not easy to walk on Trail snacks
    We have but to Wave the sails.


      (adapted by mazHur)
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«Reply #1 on: February 02, 2014, 08:27:14 AM »
nice
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«Reply #2 on: February 04, 2014, 12:47:15 PM »
Beautifully composed mazhar saab..dheron dheron daaaaaaaaaaad...
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«Reply #3 on: February 04, 2014, 05:51:45 PM »
nice

thank you
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«Reply #4 on: February 04, 2014, 05:52:18 PM »
Beautifully composed mazhar saab..dheron dheron daaaaaaaaaaad...

Thank you very much for your appreciation.
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