Rabri Devi

by Sonu on July 23, 2006, 07:05:16 AM
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Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…).

As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, “What are all those clocks?”

Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

“Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?”

Yamraj answered, “That’s Gautam Buddha’s.

The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.”

“And whose clock is that?” “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.

The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entirelife.”

Rabri asked, “Where’s my Laloo’s clock?” “

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj,

“I’m using it as ceiling fan".
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«Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 12:29:43 AM »
What's joke, hilarious, best pick  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #2 on: May 04, 2008, 09:00:38 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard
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Sonu
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«Reply #3 on: December 07, 2008, 07:30:10 PM »
thanks syed and roja... Usual Smile
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