Statesman.......:English

Kindly do not take any of the following comments personnally its just a humour. India is a great nation and always will be.

> One Bengali = poet.
> Two Bengalis = a film society.
> Three Bengalis = political party.
> Four Bengalis = two political parties.
> More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to
> bring Ganguly back into
> the team.
>
> One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
> Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
> Three Biharis = caste killing.
> Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .
>
> One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
> Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
> Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local
> McDonalds.
> Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
>
> One Mallu = coconut stall.
> Two Mallus = a boat race.
> Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
> Four Mallus = oil slick.
>
> One UP Bhaiyya = a milkman.
> Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
> Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
> Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad..
>
> One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
> Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
> Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
> Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
>
> One Andhra ka Anna = chilli farmer.
> Two Andhra anna = software company in jhopadi.
> Three Andhra anna = Naxalite outfit.
> Four Andhra anna = Blue film with local casting.
>
> One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
> Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
> Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
> Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
>
> One Tamil-Anna = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
> Two Tam = maths tuition class.
> Three Tam = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
> Four Tam = LTTE group.
>
> One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
> Two Bombayites = film studio.
> Three Bombayites = slum.
> Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your
> foot in the
> train at rush hour.
>
> One Sindhi = currency racket.
> Two Sindhis = papad factory.
> Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
> Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.
>
> One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
> Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta .
> Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
> Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.
>
> One Haryanvi = tube light
> Two Haryanavi = agriculture
> Three haryannavi= Lathi squad
> Four haryanavi = actually just one was enough
>
>
> One Goan is Remo Fernandes.
> Two Goans is a Feni distillery.
> Three Goans is a football club.
> Four Goans is an all-night-long beach party.
>
>
> One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.
> Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi match..
> Three Maharashtrians is a Ganpati procession.
> Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.
>
>
> One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with BC's and
> MC's.
> Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer.
> Three Parsis is a 75 year old man and his two unmarried
> sisters.
> Four Parsis is half their remaining population!

-NM-