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TOUCHY

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u don't open a telephone conversation with a HELLO but with a "Hi"
The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".
U never "mess-up" things, U only "screw them up".
U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home" no.
U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".
U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".
Your tire never "punctures", U may have a "flat".
The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".
There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
"I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.
U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool" guy
U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb,rather flick it up.
There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no "districts" but
"counties".
No one stays "a stone's throw away", might"a few blocks away".
There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask for "check" and
pay with (Dollar) "bill"s.
There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".
U don't have a "great" time, U have a "ball".
U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off".
Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't "stick" them.
U no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", find an "apartment".
U don't stand in a "queue", you are in a "line".
U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.
"#" is not "hash", it's "pound".
U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".
U R not "lunatic", U are just "mentally challenged".
U R not "disgusting" U R "sick".
U can't get "surprised" U get "zapped".
U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.
U never "joke", U just "kid".
U never "increase" the pressure, U always "crank" it up.
U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser. a rubber is a condom
U don't try to find a lift U find an elevator.
U no more ask for a route but for a "RAUT"
U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up dude?"
U never go to see a game U go to watch a game.
If U see "World" champions(or Series),read "USA"champions(or Series).
There's no "zero" but "o", no "Z" but "zee".
There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.
If someone gets angry at U, U get "flamed".
You don't say "How do you do", you say "How you doin"
In short U don't speak English, U speak American.
Well u dont' say life is boring u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!


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«Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005, 07:20:47 AM »

Moved by Talat ................ !!!!

Its nice ...............!!!!!


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isha_verma7

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«Reply #2 on: July 12, 2005, 06:25:09 PM »

True Touchy........................thats wat we say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Yoindian Ghunda

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«Reply #3 on: July 14, 2005, 01:10:24 AM »

Quote from: "TOUCHY"

you don't open a telephone conversation with a HELLO but with a "Hi"
The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
you don't "disconnect" a phone, you simply "hang-up".
you never "mess-up" things, you only "screw them up".
you never have a "residence" tel. no., you have a "home" no.
you don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".
you don't "accelerate", you "step on the gas".
Your tire never "punctures", you may have a "flat".
The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".
There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
"I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.
you no longer meet a "wonderful" person, you meet a "cool" guy
you don't pull the switch down to light a bulb,rather flick it up.
There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no "districts" but
"counties".
No one stays "a stone's throw away", might"a few blocks away".
There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
In hotel you no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask for "check" and
pay with (Dollar) "bill"s.
There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".
you don't have a "great" time, you have a "ball".
you don't "sweat it out", you "work you'r butt off".
Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't "stick" them.
you no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", find an "apartment".
you don't stand in a "queue", you are in a "line".
you no longer "like" something, you "appreciate" it.
"#" is not "hash", it's "pound".
you R not "deaf", you have "impaired hearing".
you R not "lunatic", you are just "mentally challenged".
you R not "disgusting" you R "sick".
you can't get "surprised" you get "zapped".
you don't "schedule" a meeting, you "skejule" it.
you never "joke", you just "kid".
you never "increase" the pressure, you always "crank" it up.
you never ask for a pencil "rubber" you ask for an eraser. a rubber is a condom
you don't try to find a lift you find an elevator.
you no more ask for a route but for a "RAUT"
you don't ask somebody "How r you ?", you say "What's up dude?"
you never go to see a game you go to watch a game.
If you see "World" champions(or Series),read "USA"champions(or Series).
There's no "zero" but "o", no "Z" but "zee".
There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.
If someone gets angry at you, you get "flamed".
You don't say "How do you do", you say "How you doin"
In short you don't speak English, you speak American.
Well you dont' say life is boring you say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!

Nice :D Sarik


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TOUCHY

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AMERICANIZATION

«Reply #4 on: July 19, 2005, 12:50:35 AM »

Thanks Talat , Isha n yoindia Ghunda...........................


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #5 on: July 19, 2005, 12:51:21 AM »

Thanks Talat , Isha n yoindia Ghunda...........................


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