MARKETING FUNDAAAAZ.........:General Stories

MARKETING FUNDAAAAZ.........

by TOUCHY on July 19, 2005, 12:57:40 AM

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.
Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very
rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,
and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.

That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
she turns her face towards you ------------ she is

your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share.

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