Who is intelligent girls or boys.......

by badnaam_shayar on January 08, 2006, 07:09:38 PM
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One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give
her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.
Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask.

And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.
Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am
very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can
ask anything you like, but there is one condition.
Girl: Condition!, what is that?
Devi: You have a boy-friend?
Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was
waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt
know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So
whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are
agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.
Girl: (After
thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.
Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the
world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!
Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
girl in the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.
Devi: Be as you wish.
Devi: Now the
last boon remains.

Girl: O Devi, please give me
a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!
Devi: Be as you wish.
Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died
at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's
most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.
Moral of the
story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent
than we
believe about them to be. So be careful boys!
Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the
mail .....
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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is
something different than what you all think!
Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER
than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl,
being
world's richest and the most handsome boy.
Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be.
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«Reply #1 on: January 08, 2006, 07:23:00 PM »
ummmmm...........
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #2 on: January 08, 2006, 07:30:37 PM »
hey isha dekha tum ladkian kitni chalak hoti ho................ :wink:
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #3 on: January 08, 2006, 07:34:30 PM »
kyon.....ab kya kiya......i'll post sth if i'll find it.....fir batanaa
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #4 on: January 08, 2006, 07:38:26 PM »
ok............
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«Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 12:40:34 AM »
hey Badnaam Shayar............tum to aur badnaam hoge....after posting this......Winking
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«Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 09:17:58 PM »
sweetie! "I'll kill u!"
 well if u ask me the girl did not really love her so calld bf!


we gals when we love som1
and we had got 3 boons(vardaans)
wud have asked and prayed only for the boy!
so if he got 10 times more.... the better!
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«Reply #7 on: March 27, 2006, 09:59:49 AM »
Quote from: "urs4evasomdev"
sweetie! "I'll kill u!"
 well if u ask me the girl did not really love her so calld bf!


we gals when we love som1
and we had got 3 boons(vardaans)
wud have asked and prayed only for the boy!
so if he got 10 times more.... the better!
well said.
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«Reply #8 on: March 28, 2006, 06:03:24 PM »
Quote from: "urs4evasomdev"


we gals when we love som1
and we had got 3 boons(vardaans)
wud have asked and prayed only for the boy!
so if he got 10 times more.... the better!


I SO AGREE...........Well said sweetie!!!
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«Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 05:38:14 PM »
Quote from: "urs4evasomdev"
sweetie! "I'll kill you!"
 well if you ask me the girl did not really love her so calld bf!


we gals when we love som1
and we had got 3 boons(vardaans)
wud have asked and prayed only for the boy!
so if he got 10 times more.... the better!


Tumne to ladkon ki bolti hi band kar di....
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«Reply #10 on: April 22, 2006, 08:27:11 AM »
Ladkiaan Inteligent Hoti Hai Bhai,..
Aur Selfish Bhi,.. Pehle apna Dekhti Hain,..
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«Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 04:18:31 PM »
Janasheen bhai Gals dont have Mind......yeh unke bass ki baat nahi hai..... :lol:
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«Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 08:38:02 AM »
Khair Ye sach Hoga main Lardkion Ko Achi Tarah Se Nahi Jaanta Isliye Dhoka Khaa Gaye,..
Shayad Tumne sahi Kaha,..
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«Reply #13 on: May 15, 2006, 12:49:46 PM »
jaanasheen ji aap aisa kaise keh sakte hai har ladki ek jaisi nahi hoti aap ladki ko galat tahrate hai aur hum kehte hai ki ladke bahut SELFISH hote hai

jab dil chaha haasaya aur phir rulake kar chal diye....???akhir kyun kya khata hoti hai hamari ....Huh?
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«Reply #14 on: May 17, 2006, 10:54:02 AM »
Sorry Kaynath Ji saari Lardkiaan Ek Jaisi Nahi Hoti,.
Lekin aksar lardkiaan Hi Chot De Jaati hain.,.
Ye Baat Bhi Sahi hai Ke Lardke Hasaa Kar Rulaate Hain,..
Magar Hum Un Mein Se hain Jo Apne Dil Ki Choton Ko choopakar Bhi Sab Ke Chehre Pe Muskurahat laate Hain,.
magar Phir Bhi Najaane Kyun Hume Hi Pyaar Mein Chotein Mili,..
Khair Jo Hua So Hua Ab Gila Kya Karein,...
App se Guzarish Hai Ke Kisi Ka Dil Mat Dukhaana,..
Sab Ko Pyaar Bas Pyaar Hi Batnaa,..
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