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karta hu nasihat tumhe ai yaar humesha
payment se hi rakho tum sarokaar humesha

derwaze per boss ke tum lagate raho chakker
gerdish me raho surat-e-parkaar humesha

bhigi hui billi ki trah simte hue raho tum
her baat pe kahte raho 'sarkaar' humesha

do galiya dil me do mager muh se na bolo
sunte raho apne boss ki dhutkaar humesha

lena ho ager chutti to karo arz-e-alaalat
apne ko banaye rakho bimaar humesha

rakhe raho phailaye hue table per kagaz
files ka rahe saamne ambaar humesha

her kaam me english ko mukadaam rakho lekin
hindi ka bhi karte raho parchaar huesha

office me kabhi apne rishtedaaro se na milo tum
karte raho hotel me se ye pyapaar humesha

tohfa koi de to use chupke se le lo
rokde se mager karte raho inkaar humesha

boss ko apne her trah se dete raho tohfe
dhoonda karo her trah ke tyohaar humesha

jo koi bhi SAMNOJ ki naseehat pe chalega
khush rahega khud, khush rahege sarkaar humesha


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 01:26:31 PM »

Bahut khoob ki hai naseehat aaj Samnoj ne
Karenge amal ispar aur rahenge khush hamesha


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 01:29:10 PM »

khush rahna hai to amal to karna hi hai
warna tujhe apne boss ke haatho marna hi hai


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Re: ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 08:49:04 PM »

Quote from: "samnoj"

wah wah kya khoob naseehat diya hai app...
iss liye office ke chakkar lagte hain roz aap...
boss ko maska lagane mein no 1 ho aap..
iss liye sab sunlo inki nasheet aaj...
kyunki naseehat dene mein no 1 ho aap.. :p

lolzzzz gr8888 one sam janab


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 09:18:45 PM »

boos ko roz maska lagao aap

usse kabhi na kaho jaao aap

usske liye le kar jaao khana tum roz

khane me milao goli tum roz

jisko kha kar woh tum se khush ho jaye

aur tumhe promotion mil jaye

usske khilaf no confidence ka vote do tum

aur usski hi kursi pe baith jao tum


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 12:17:00 PM »

thanx salma ji n saif

aap ki baat me bhi kuch to hai dum janab
is liye humaari traf se aap ke boss ko adaab


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #6 on: June 09, 2005, 12:34:47 PM »

lolzzzzzz sam................ tongue3

mujhe kuch naseehat do main kuch karna chahta hoon
lekin kisi ladki se pitna nahin chahta hoon......


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 12:39:59 PM »

u kum kum i mean k u welcome sam

woh nokri ki naseehat de rahe hain pagal...
iss mein tumein ladki ka maar kyun kahan hai pagal...
kya tumari boss ladki hai :p


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 12:40:13 PM »

is noukri ke topic me chokri kaha se aayi
waheed tere dimaagh me ye kachre ki tokri kaha se aayi


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 12:45:19 PM »

kya karoon din raat mujhe ek hi nasha hai chaaya
sapne mein maine ek chokari ko hai paaya.....


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 12:46:11 PM »

uska dimag thode hatke hai...
iss liye aaj kal use har koi chokri lagti hai...


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #11 on: June 09, 2005, 12:47:14 PM »

bhool ja aisi aadat ko sochne ki chokri
badha ho gaya hai tu ab dhoond koi noukri


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #12 on: June 09, 2005, 12:58:37 PM »

bhool ne ki adat bahut aachi hoti hai...
hum b kabhi apne aapko bhul jate hai...


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 01:01:00 PM »

bhoolne ki aadat bahut achchi hoti hai
lekin kaise koi apne aap ko bhool sakta hai


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ager nokri kerna hai to

«Reply #14 on: June 09, 2005, 01:11:51 PM »

aise hum thode hatke hain...
kabhi haste hain kabhi rote hain..
kabhi gusse mein kabhi daante hain..


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