biwiyan:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Sasural se jo maike me aati hai biwiyan
Sau sau trah se dhoom machati hai biwiyan

Khane maze maze ke khilati hai biwiyan
Jeene ka jo maza hai chakhati hai biwiyan

Kuch din to khoob aish karati hai biwiyan
Phir aish ke baad khoon rulati hai biwiyan

Kaante kisi ne hal baal biwi ke waaste
Kuch jama karte hai maal biwi ke waaste

Kuch raat din nidhal hai biwi ke waaste
Paale ye sab wabaal hai biwi ke waaste

Itne jatan se gher me jo aati hai biwiyan
Ungli per shoher ko nachati hai biwiyan
Khaya chati ka yaad dilati hai biwiyan


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nirbhay

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biwiyan

«Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 12:50:09 PM »

Kya baat hai yaar tu to engage hotey hee sabb preplanning shuru kar deya!! Gud Gud!!


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biwiyan

«Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 04:25:06 PM »

Ghar apne se sasuraal jab yah atty hai
na jaane khud ko kaya samjh jaaty hai

khane mai inke hukum sun kar dung rah jaaty hai
apni mummy se to yah sab nahi kabhi banwaaty hai

salo ke baad bhi, badshah khud ko samjhy jaaty hai
jo aye dil mai, wo hi sabko sunaye jaaty hai

Jija ka role kaise yah sasuraal mai nibhaty hai
koi laker dikhaye Punjabi Movi Jiija ji, kaya rang roop yah dikhaty hai

shuru shuru mai shadi ke baad, roj ghumane le jaaty hai
uske baad to jaman din, shadi ka din bhi bhool jaaty hai

sara din kare ghar ke kaam biwiyan,
phir bhi sune shoher ki char baat biwiyan

Itna janti hu kisi shohar ka biwi bin nahi gujara
chali jaaye jo mayke, To pahoonchy yah bhi susuraal ke dawara (Door)


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nirbhay

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biwiyan

«Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 04:35:27 PM »

Aaacha hai Aapna nayta naya Shohar ban.ney waalein hain Sam Bhai!!!!


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NewYorker

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biwiyan

«Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 05:43:23 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzz Pooja & samnoj

Abhi hui hai mangani
Thode dino main ho jayegi shaadi
Samnoj bhai kar rahen hain abhi aish
Thode din main shuru ho jayegi barbaadi

Barat lekar jayega apnaa hero
Karne umeendon ki duniya aabaad
Usse nahi ye abhi hai pata
zindagi ho jayegi barbaad

Mauka abhi bhi nahi gaya
Nikal le patli gali se mere bhai
Nahi hai tujhe ye shayad pata
Kitne jaalim hote hai ye bibi-e-kesai

Band ho jayeegaa gumanaa
aur Yo-India main aana
Phir na kehna mere dost
Newyorker, pehle tha ye sub batanaa ... :lol:

BTW, Mubarak ho Barbadi (aka Shaadi) ...


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Pooja

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biwiyan

«Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 01:00:59 AM »

ha ha ha bahoot khoob New Yorker!!

Kayun bichare ko dara rahe ho
kis liye itna sata rahe ho
yah baat maine nahi kahin
bahoot purani hai
jisne khaya laddu wo bhi puchtaya
jisne na khaya wo bhi puchtaya
jab puchata hai to kha ker puchtane do
ek baar isko bhi ghar ghrahsathi ruch jaane do!!

daro nahi aggy bado aor ho jao tyaar
kaya hua jo roj paregy sir per balen char!!! Usual Smile


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Delicate_Doll

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biwiyan

«Reply #6 on: April 19, 2006, 08:46:04 AM »

ahem ahem....all nice ones


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waheed_rose2004

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biwiyan

«Reply #7 on: April 19, 2006, 10:12:33 AM »

kya baat hia ..........yahan sab shadi shuda hian.... sabhi ko ecperience hai. :lol: Sam ko jyada maloom hai . lage raho .........:lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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biwiyan

«Reply #8 on: April 19, 2006, 11:05:11 AM »

lage raho ... waheed ko pagal khane bhej aao :p


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waheed_rose2004

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biwiyan

«Reply #9 on: April 19, 2006, 11:17:30 AM »

paagal khaane mein teri seat khaali hai....jaldi ja.... kiraya mujse le lena :p

duniya mein sabse jyada nakhre dikhati hain biwiyan
apne pati ko sabse jyada pareshan karti hian biwiyan
ghar ka kaam karti nahi ghoomne nikal jati hai
saara gussa apne pati per utaarti hain biwiyan...


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sanya310

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biwiyan

«Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 12:13:13 PM »

lol good going sam n everyone else!


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samnoj

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biwiyan

«Reply #11 on: April 24, 2006, 12:04:40 PM »

thanx all

bahut ache pooja ji n NY janab


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sweet_raabii

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biwiyan

«Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 05:47:00 AM »

maikey se jo susraal aty hai biwiyaan
khushiyoon ka khazana laty hai biwiyaan

saas aur susar ki seva karke din raat
duayien hazar paaty hai biwiyaan

aahgun mein phool khila kar
pyaar se ghar ko sajati hai biwiyaan

sab ke kaam karty hai khushi se
isliye dilo mein baas jaty hai biwiyaan

apni emaandari se ghar ko chalaty hai
uske badle thori si khushiyaan chahti hai biwiyaan

khayal na rakhe shohar aghar
isliye to gussa dekhaty hai biwiyaan

shohar ko aghar doosri pasand aah jaye
to nashtey mein belun khilaty hai biwiyaan

hota hai kasoor shohar ka
par badnaam ho jaty hai biwiyaan

aghar shohar bhi rahe emaandar
tu kyou ho yeh sab lafra din raat
bann jaye ghar khushiyoon ka mehal
shohar ke sang hu uski biwi har pal..... :wink:


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Delicate_Doll

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biwiyan

«Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 12:15:56 PM »

nice rabbiiiiii


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D K

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biwiyan

«Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 09:51:30 PM »

nice rabiiiiiii ji

jab shaam ko thak kar ghar aao
to darwaze par hi daat-ti hain biwiyaan

kuchh achha khane ko agar bolo
to hotel se mangwane ko bolti hai biwiyan

duniya mein 5o tension hoti hain
upar se apni ram kahani sunati hai biwiyaan

dimaag ka dahi kuchh kam nahi hota akready
chabad chabad kar ke aur pakati hain biwiyaan

Winking


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