BOYS Vs GIRLS

by rukhsar168 on June 06, 2005, 12:01:26 AM
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«Reply #15 on: June 09, 2005, 04:23:39 PM »
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ladki ke aane se ghar ho jaata hai ek hell
lagta hai chup jaao in a well

uske beauty parlour ka kharch ab mujhse nahi diya jaata
koi mujhe bataye is musibat se khutkara kaise hai liya jaata
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«Reply #16 on: June 10, 2005, 03:45:11 PM »
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ladkiyan kya hai cheez
ho gayi hai bahut batameez

karte hai badi badi baatein
roz hai parlour yeh jaate
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«Reply #17 on: June 10, 2005, 05:28:02 PM »
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fashion club to jaate tum ho
lekin paise hum se leto ho
tum to paise ke peeche itna jaato ho
roz hamari waat lagate ho
bill hamara badhate ho[/quote


Issey to kehtey hain aik teer se do shikaar.....
Tum larkon ka to hotta hai hamesha galat waar....
Issi liye hum khaatey ho itni maar.....
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«Reply #18 on: June 10, 2005, 05:34:04 PM »
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aur


yeh hai ladki ki asliyat

ek sachi premika apne ameer premi se...

tu nahin to zindagi mein aur kya rah jaayega
bangla, gaadi, bank balance sab chala jaayega

yun bhi hoga five star hotel mein hum khana khayenge
tu nahin hoga to phir bill bhi rah jaayega

silk ki saadiyan wo diamond ki rings
sab dhuan ho jaayengi bas khawaab hi rah jaayega


Larkon ki hayseeat hai is se bhi battar....
issiliye gharron main inki ammi maarti hai inhain chittar!!!!
Humaari zingadi fashion se nahi basti!!!!
Phir bhi gumh chuppaney ke liye wo bechaari rehti hai hustti!!!
Tum mardo ko kabhi aayee nahi sharam
ke kabhi apni biwioon pe kardey thorra reham
Unkey peechey parrey rehtey ho,,,,,,,,
Aur next door waali ke kehtey ho.......
I love you
Phir aagey se wo kehti hai Fittey mooh!!!!!
Phir bhi tum besharam ho peechey larkiyon ke partey ho
pyaar jhootaa kartey ho is liye unke bhaiyon se dartey ho!!!!
Ab Bolo Mr...........
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«Reply #19 on: June 10, 2005, 05:35:40 PM »
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ladkiyan kya hai cheez
ho gayi hai bahut batameez

karte hai badi badi baatein
roz hai parlour yeh jaate


Batameezi par humein tumney kiya majboor
Ab ziaada sharif na baniye hazoor
andar se bashmaash upar se sharif
larkiyon ko khush dekh kar hotti hain inhein takleef!
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«Reply #20 on: June 10, 2005, 06:39:52 PM »
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ladkiyan kya hai cheez
ho gayi hai bahut batameez

karte hai badi badi baatein
roz hai parlour yeh jaate


Batameezi par humein tumney kiya majboor
Ab ziaada sharif na baniye hazoor
andar se bashmaash upar se sharif
larkiyon ko khush dekh kar hotti hain inhein takleef!


ladke andar se badmash upar se sharif
par ladkiyan hai every time thief

hum nahi to shama hi kya hai
peene wala nahi to shabab kya hai
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«Reply #21 on: June 11, 2005, 02:03:28 PM »
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ladke andar se badmash upar se sharif
par ladkiyan hai every time thief

hum nahi to shama hi kya hai
peene wala nahi to shabab kya hai


Peene waala nahi to shabab kya hai!!!
Jo faunran tuttar jaye wo bukhaar kya hai!!
Shabab pee kar tum karety to usko haraam!!!
Issi liye to jee chatea hai bannloo tumhein apna ghulaam
Aurat ki izzat na jaano tum, tum aik coolie ho!!!
Tum jaise kaiee seedhey kiye hai maine!! tum kis khet ki mooli ho!!!
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«Reply #22 on: June 11, 2005, 03:54:17 PM »
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mere jaise seedhey kia hai tumne
par mujh ko na kar paaogi
karta hoon main izzat aurat ki
par tumhare jaisi ladkiyon ki nahi
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«Reply #23 on: June 11, 2005, 04:44:30 PM »
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ladke andar se badmash upar se sharif
par ladkiyan hai every time thief

hum nahi to shama hi kya hai
peene wala nahi to shabab kya hai


Peene waala nahi to shabab kya hai!!!
Jo faunran tuttar jaye wo bukhaar kya hai!!
Shabab pee kar tum karety to usko haraam!!!
Issi liye to jee chatea hai bannloo tumhein apna ghulaam
Aurat ki izzat na jaano tum, tum aik coolie ho!!!
Tum jaise kaiee seedhey kiye hai maine!! tum kis khet ki mooli ho!!!



wah wah hum kha rehe the tost laga ker batter,...

wo kha rahi thi public se sade hue tamater,....

hum kha rahe the rusmalai,...or unki hui juo se pitak\i,...

phir wo humare pass bhi rone bilakhna aayi,......

maine kaha suno miss reeta bus ka matlab hai sidha,....

hum rahe na rahe hum girls bana rahi hai,helll the world,........
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«Reply #24 on: June 12, 2005, 12:53:47 AM »
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ladke andar se badmash upar se sharif
par ladkiyan hai every time thief

hum nahi to shama hi kya hai
peene wala nahi to shabab kya hai


Peene waala nahi to shabab kya hai!!!
Jo faunran tuttar jaye wo bukhaar kya hai!!
Shabab pee kar tum karety to usko haraam!!!
Issi liye to jee chatea hai bannloo tumhein apna ghulaam
Aurat ki izzat na jaano tum, tum aik coolie ho!!!
Tum jaise kaiee seedhey kiye hai maine!! tum kis khet ki mooli ho!!!



Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya
auro ko to kya hume bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya ja humne unki bewafiyon ko
auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya
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«Reply #25 on: June 13, 2005, 08:16:58 AM »
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ladke andar se badmash upar se sharif
par ladkiyan hai every time thief

hum nahi to shama hi kya hai
peene wala nahi to shabab kya hai


Peene waala nahi to shabab kya hai!!!
Jo faunran tuttar jaye wo bukhaar kya hai!!
Shabab pee kar tum karety to usko haraam!!!
Issi liye to jee chatea hai bannloo tumhein apna ghulaam
Aurat ki izzat na jaano tum, tum aik coolie ho!!!
Tum jaise kaiee seedhey kiye hai maine!! tum kis khet ki mooli ho!!!



Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya
auro ko to kya hume bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya ja humne unki bewafiyon ko
auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya



Pesh kiya jo humne unki bewafaaiyon ko
Auron ne to kya unhone bhi wah - wah kiya!!!!
Apni bewafiyon par nahi tha kiya
unhoney teri namak haraami par tha kia!!!!
jis thaali mein khaatey ho
ussi main chet!!!!!!!
tum larke hottey ho bohut hi ziaada flirt...
tumhaari baaton main aakar
hum larkiyaan be mout maari jaati hai
hum us bewaafaa kuttey ki yaad main bhi saari umar bitaati hai!!!!!!
agar waffa nahi karni aati, to pyaar mat karo!!!!!!
agar izzat se jeena nahi aat phir please doob ke marro!!!
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«Reply #26 on: June 13, 2005, 08:24:38 AM »
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ladke andar se badmash upar se sharif
par ladkiyan hai every time thief

hum nahi to shama hi kya hai
peene wala nahi to shabab kya hai


Peene waala nahi to shabab kya hai!!!
Jo faunran tuttar jaye wo bukhaar kya hai!!
Shabab pee kar tum karety to usko haraam!!!
Issi liye to jee chatea hai bannloo tumhein apna ghulaam
Aurat ki izzat na jaano tum, tum aik coolie ho!!!
Tum jaise kaiee seedhey kiye hai maine!! tum kis khet ki mooli ho!!!



Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya
auro ko to kya hume bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya ja humne unki bewafiyon ko
auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya



Pesh kiya jo humne unki bewafaaiyon ko
Auron ne to kya unhone bhi wah - wah kiya!!!!
Apni bewafiyon par nahi tha kiya
unhoney teri namak haraami par tha kia!!!!
jis thaali mein khaatey ho
ussi main chet!!!!!!!
tum larke hottey ho bohut hi ziaada flirt...
tumhaari baaton main aakar
hum larkiyaan be mout maari jaati hai
hum us bewaafaa kuttey ki yaad main bhi saari umar bitaati hai!!!!!!
agar waffa nahi karni aati, to pyaar mat karo!!!!!!
agar izzat se jeena nahi aat phir please doob ke marro!!!


lagta hai bahut jada hindi movies dekhti hai,
isliye yoindia mein devi aur asal zindagi mein chudail bankar rehti hai

wafa ka naam nahin suna aur wafa karne chali,
sabun[soap] ka naam nahin suna aur nahane chali
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«Reply #27 on: June 13, 2005, 08:31:04 AM »
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yeh  ladki  kya  jaane  wafa  kya  hoti hai
inhein  to dress ki tarah  boy friend badalne aata hai
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«Reply #28 on: June 13, 2005, 08:34:10 AM »
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hamare india ke culture ko in ladkiyon ne kharab kiya hai,
magar ladkiyon pe koi aanch na aaye, ladkon ne apne sar pe ilzaam liya hai
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«Reply #29 on: June 14, 2005, 09:51:48 AM »
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hamare india ke culture ko in ladkiyon ne kharab kiya hai,
magar ladkiyon pe koi aanch na aaye, ladkon ne apne sar pe ilzaam liya hai


Tumhaarey india ke culture ko tumney khud barbaad kiya,,,,
Hum par waise aanch nahi aati tumney to koi ilzaam bhi nahi liya,,,,,
Agar koi saboot hai to pesh karo!!!!
Warna billa wajjah shokkhi na maaro!!!!
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