BOYS Vs GIRLS

by rukhsar168 on June 06, 2005, 12:01:26 AM
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 ... 53
ReplyPrint
Author  (Read 57033 times)
rukhsar168
Guest
«Reply #30 on: June 14, 2005, 09:54:23 AM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Devdas_online"


lagta hai bahut jada hindi movies dekhti hai,
isliye yoindia mein devi aur asal zindagi mein chudail bankar rehti hai

wafa ka naam nahin suna aur wafa karne chali,
sabun[soap] ka naam nahin suna aur nahane chali


Hum hindi movies nahi dekhti,, un main bohut gand hai!!!!!
Shaafir larkiyon ne ke liye besharami band hai!!!!
Haan tum larkey hamesha besharam they, ho, aur rahoo gey
Tum dekhna kisi din kisi aurat se sharaamo bedardi se marro gey!!!!
Logged
Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
:: what do boys know about the girls ??? :: by myheart_ursonly in Chit - Chat & General Discussion « 1 2  All »
If Girls were allowed to become boys for one day..... by Friend_4uall in Chit - Chat & General Discussion « 1 2 3 4 5 »
:: gIrLs vs bOyS :: by myheart_ursonly in Chit - Chat & General Discussion « 1 2 ... 22 23 »
Boys V/s Girls ... by bhambra in Chit - Chat & General Discussion
Girls / Boys ... Rishi by Rishi Agarwal in Share:Funny Poetry « 1 2  All »
Devdas_online
Guest
«Reply #31 on: June 14, 2005, 10:01:29 AM »
Reply with quote
malika sherawat ka kya kehna, paise ne apna culture tak bhool gayi,
sirf aadhe kapde pehne, aur aadhe pehanana bhool gayi

Indira Gandhi jisne Golden Temple pe bomb blast karvaya,
bolo tum aurton ne kya naam kamaya

karishma kapoor jisne abhishek bachan ko haan karke na kar di thi,
maine dekha woh bacha lekar divorse ke liye apply kar rahi thi

agar aur example chahiye to bolna...
Logged
rukhsar168
Guest
«Reply #32 on: June 14, 2005, 10:05:36 AM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
malika sherawat ka kya kehna, paise ne apna culture tak bhool gayi,
sirf aadhe kapde pehne, aur aadhe pehanana bhool gayi

Indira Gandhi jisne Golden Temple pe bomb blast karvaya,
bolo tum aurton ne kya naam kamaya

karishma kapoor jisne abhishek bachan ko haan karke na kar di thi,
maine dekha woh bacha lekar divorse ke liye apply kar rahi thi

agar aur example chahiye to bolna...


Note: Maine sharif auraton ka kahaa tha
Kyoun doosron ko beech main laata hai jaa re jaa mera sar na khaa!!!!!
Tum batoo tum amrd bhi koi kam nahi!!!
Tumhaara Ajay devgan,,, Khud hi Shah Rukh se jealous hai
Aakhir mard hi mard ka dushman hotta hai!!!!
Baad main aurat ka naam lagga ke rotta hai!!!!
Logged
Devdas_online
Guest
«Reply #33 on: June 14, 2005, 10:47:17 AM »
Reply with quote
are maine sirf auraton ka hi kaha tha,
na jaane tune kya samajh liya tha

woh to priyanka chopra bhi aishwarya rai se jealous hai,
woh duniya ki sabse jada satayi hui aurat hai

aur rukhsar, tu abhi yahan se ruksat ho ja,
ab mera jaane ka time ho gaya hai, mera sar mat kha
Logged
rukhsar168
Guest
«Reply #34 on: June 14, 2005, 01:16:58 PM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Devdas_online"
are maine sirf auraton ka hi kaha tha,
na jaane tune kya samajh liya tha

woh to priyanka chopra bhi aishwarya rai se jealous hai,
woh duniya ki sabse jada satayi hui aurat hai

aur rukhsar, tu abhi yahan se ruksat ho ja,
ab mera jaane ka time ho gaya hai, mera sar mat kha


Abey paagal main kahaan tha sharif!!!
Kya aankhein kamzoor hai ya bangaye ho zaheef!!!
Main itni jaldi rukhsat nahi hoongi!!!
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!
Logged
HumTum
Guest
«Reply #35 on: June 14, 2005, 01:18:45 PM »
Reply with quote
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!

tujhey yeh pyaara nazrana sanam dhoongi !!
Logged
dardhai
Guest
«Reply #36 on: June 14, 2005, 02:13:05 PM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "HumTum"
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!
Tumhein paagal karkey hi dam loongi!!!

tujhey yeh pyaara nazrana sanam dhoongi !!



  PAAGAL  BANANE  MAIN  AAPTO  NO. 1  HAIN
  MAARNE MAIN AAPTO  NO. 1 HAIN

  LEKIN  KYA  KAHAIN

   PYAAR  MAIN   BOYZ  NO. 1  HAI
   ROMEO  KE  BAAD  HEEE  JULIET KA NAAM  AATA HAI

  YEH   SOCH    LO.

  BAAP  HEEEE   BADA   HOTA HAI.

  HAN HAN  HAN.

   LADKIYAN    HAI  DUM  Huh?Huh?Huh???
Logged
Ladke_hain_duffer
Guest
«Reply #37 on: June 14, 2005, 02:25:09 PM »
Reply with quote
tum ladke dhoka dene mein No.1
jhut bolne mein No.1

Romeo aur Juliet
arre tum to insaano ki baat karte ho

log RadheKrishna kehte hain
jai siya raam kehte hain
ye dekhlo sab se pahle to devion ka naam hi lete hain  :evil:  :evil:

ladkiyan nahi kisi se bhi kam glasses2
Logged
tushar_4u_im
Guest
«Reply #38 on: June 14, 2005, 02:30:16 PM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
tum ladke dhoka dene mein No.1
jhut bolne mein No.1

Romeo aur Juliet
arre tum to insaano ki baat karte ho

log RadheKrishna kehte hain
jai siya raam kehte hain
ye dekhlo sab se pahle to devion ka naam hi lete hain  :evil:  :evil:

ladkiyan nahi kisi se bhi kam glasses2


ha mana deviyo ka lete hai magar bhooto kanahi lete,...
Logged
Ladke_hain_duffer
Guest
«Reply #39 on: June 14, 2005, 02:36:47 PM »
Reply with quote
tushar tumne jo likha hai
woh samjh nahi aaya
fir tumne aisa post kyu lagaya
Logged
tushar_4u_im
Guest
«Reply #40 on: June 14, 2005, 02:52:12 PM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
tushar tumne jo likha hai
woh samjh nahi aaya
fir tumne aisa post kyu lagaya


maine kaha hum log pehle deviyo ka naam lete hai,....

bhuto ka nahi lete hai jo pehle aapka le ,..

miss duffer,....
Logged
Ladke_hain_duffer
Guest
«Reply #41 on: June 14, 2005, 03:18:42 PM »
Reply with quote
ladkiyan to devi hoti hain
unke aane se khushiya aati hai
unke jaane se kismat bhi ladkon se ruth jaati hai
pata nahi yeh baat aapki samjh mein kyu na aati hai ...........
Logged
tushar_4u_im
Guest
«Reply #42 on: June 14, 2005, 04:31:50 PM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
ladkiyan to devi hoti hain
unke aane se khushiya aati hai
unke jaane se kismat bhi ladkon se ruth jaati hai
pata nahi yeh baat aapki samjh mein kyu na aati hai ...........


to hum bhi dev hai humari puja kerke wo aacha ver pati hai,...

koi  bharma koi vishnu, koi mehesh keh ker bulati hai,.........
Logged
Ladke_hain_duffer
Guest
«Reply #43 on: June 14, 2005, 06:21:01 PM »
Reply with quote
devta bhi devion ke peeche hi aate hain
gar devi ho jaye naraz fir insaan to kya devta bhi ghabrate hain :wink:
Logged
Devdas_online
Guest
«Reply #44 on: June 15, 2005, 08:32:14 AM »
Reply with quote
Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"
tum ladke dhoka dene mein No.1
jhut bolne mein No.1

Romeo aur Juliet
arre tum to insaano ki baat karte ho

log RadheKrishna kehte hain
jai siya raam kehte hain
ye dekhlo sab se pahle to devion ka naam hi lete hain  :evil:  :evil:

ladkiyan nahi kisi se bhi kam glasses2


dufferiya madam,

tum log naam mein kyon gum ho gaye,
ram ke kamoon ko kyon bhool gaye

ye hamara bada pan hai ki ram ne seeta ki madad ki aur apna naam baad mein lagaya[siyaram]
hamare is ehsaan ko tum ladkiyon ne samajh nahin paya
Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 ... 53
ReplyPrint
Yoindia ShayariAdab > Shayri ( Poetry ) or Shayari > Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari) > Topic: BOYS Vs GIRLS
Jump to:  

+ Quick Reply
With a Quick-Reply you can use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post, but much more conveniently.


Get Yoindia Updates in Email.

Enter your email address:

Ask any question to expert on eTI community..
User
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 29, 2024, 01:50:31 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Recent Replies
Jaan Pe Jaan Ko
by Iqtedar
[April 23, 2024, 09:54:09 AM]
Firaaq - A deadly love ta...
by ASIF
[April 22, 2024, 01:50:33 PM]
Sab thik hain? -Charan
by Charanjeet_Kaur
[April 04, 2024, 04:49:28 PM]
Mutthi
by vivekpohre
[April 02, 2024, 12:27:12 PM]
Hifazat - a thriller love...
by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:34:54 AM]
BEDARD - (A Romantic Thri...
by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:30:44 AM]
Anjaan - A THRILL LOVE TA...
by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:26:39 AM]
Geraft - (Sequel to "Beda...
by ASIF
[March 23, 2024, 08:50:46 AM]
Mar gaye Dil- e - Nadaan
by Abul Asad
[March 21, 2024, 07:59:38 PM]
जंगल में शबरी के (C-SET)
by MANOJ6568
[March 17, 2024, 02:01:29 PM]
Yoindia Shayariadab Copyright © MGCyber Group All Rights Reserved
Terms of Use| Privacy Policy Powered by PHP MySQL SMF© Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 5.699 seconds with 23 queries.
[x] Join now community of 8498 Real Poets and poetry admirer