Comedy Corner

by pankshivam on May 03, 2009, 05:42:24 PM
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भैंस चालीसा
महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा केस
फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें बहुत सी आयीं
महामूर्ख दरबार की अब,देखो सुनवाई
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी
भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध निकारा
कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे- चारा खा कर दूध बनावे
अक्ल घास जब चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये
भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि सी.एम. बनवायो
तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ
मोटी अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई
अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये
अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के झूमे
भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे
भैंस कभी सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती
भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये
शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी
अकलमन्द को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने
जाकी अकल मे गोबर होये- सो इन्सान पटक सर रोये
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी
भैंस मरे तो बनते जूते- अकल मरे तो पङते जूते
अकल को कोई देख ना पावे- भैंस दरस साक्षात दिखावे
~NM~
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pankshivam
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«Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 06:00:08 PM »
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Bhains Chalisa

Mahamurkh darabar men, laga anokha case

Phasa hua hai mamala, akl baani ya bhains

Akl baani ya bhains, dalilen bahut si ayin

Mahamurkh darabar ki ab,dekho sunavai

Mangal bhavan amangal hari- bhains sada hi akal pe bhari

Bhains meri jab char aye chara- panch ser ham dudh nikara

Koi akal na yah kar pave- chara kha kar dudh banave

Akl ghas jab charane jaye- har jay nar ati dukh paye

Bhains ka chara lalu khayo- nij gharavari C.M. banavayo

Tumahu bhains ka chara khao- bivi ko C.M. banavao

Moti akal mandamati hoi- moti bhains dudh ati hoi

Akal ishq kar kar ke roye- bhains ka koi banyaphrend na hoye

Akal to le mobile ghume- s.m.s. pa pa ke jhume

Bhains meri direct pukare- kabahun misd kal na mare

Bhains kabhi sigaret na piti- bhains bina daru ke jiti

Bhains kabhi na pan chabaye - na hi isako drags suhaye

Shaktishalini shakahari- bhains hamari kitani pyari

Akalamand ko koi na jane- bhains ko sara jag pahachane

Jaki akal me gobar hoye- so insan patak sar roye

Mangal bhavan amangal hari- bhains ka gobar akal pe bhari

Bhains mare to banate jute- akal mare to paadate jute

Akal ko koi dekh na pave- bhains daras sakshat dikhave

~NM~
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«Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 01:40:19 AM »
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Nice sharing
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«Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 01:57:38 AM »
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Quote from: Rajesh Harish on May 04, 2009, 01:40:19 AM
Nice sharing
Thanx Rajesh ji
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Roja
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«Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 01:59:45 AM »
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 Giggle Giggle Giggle

Both are too good ... I liked the second one..
Bhains Chalisa.... tongue3. Thanks for sharing Pank ji
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 02:04:11 AM »
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Both are same thing
One with English Alphabets
Other in Devnagari
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«Reply #6 on: May 04, 2009, 02:05:05 AM »
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Quote from: Roja on May 04, 2009, 01:59:45 AM
Giggle Giggle Giggle

Both are too good ... I liked the second one..
Bhains Chalisa.... tongue3. Thanks for sharing Pank ji
Shukriya Roja ji
Dono ek hi hai  DOH
Ek Bar Hindi me Ek bar English me  Giggle
Taki Jinhe Hindi Font Samjh Na aaye vo English font me Samjh Jayen  tongue3

Aur Is thread ka Naam Comedy Corner Hai Toh Aapse Ummid Karta Hun Aap bhi Thoda Contribute Karen  Winking
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«Reply #7 on: May 04, 2009, 05:23:15 AM »
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Quote from: pankshivam on May 03, 2009, 05:42:24 PM
भैंस चालीसा
महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा केस
फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें बहुत सी आयीं
महामूर्ख दरबार की अब,देखो सुनवाई
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी
भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध निकारा
कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे- चारा खा कर दूध बनावे
अक्ल घास जब चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये
भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि सी.एम. बनवायो
तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ
मोटी अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई
अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये
अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के झूमे
भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे
भैंस कभी सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती
भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये
शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी
अकलमन्द को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने
जाकी अकल मे गोबर होये- सो इन्सान पटक सर रोये
मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी
भैंस मरे तो बनते जूते- अकल मरे तो पङते जूते
अकल को कोई देख ना पावे- भैंस दरस साक्षात दिखावे
~NM~



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«Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 02:26:38 AM »
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Quote from: pankshivam on May 04, 2009, 02:05:05 AM
Shukriya Roja ji
Dono ek hi hai  DOH
Ek Bar Hindi me Ek bar English me  Giggle
Taki Jinhe Hindi Font Samjh Na aaye vo English font me Samjh Jayen  tongue3

Aur Is thread ka Naam Comedy Corner Hai Toh Aapse Ummid Karta Hun Aap bhi Thoda Contribute Karen  Winking

arre English font ka hi mujhe pasand aaya padne ko..Aur kaha Hindi font mein padkar utna maza nahi aaya jitna hindi mein padne mein maza aaya..Uff . Lagta hai Bhains ka kavita share karke toda kuch bhains ka dimak aagaya hai aapko....tongue3  Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 06:09:55 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
bahoot khoob Pank ji... Nice sharing
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«Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 06:41:14 AM »
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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
NM
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«Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 06:46:36 AM »
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M sorry to say pank ji....beshak hi ye mjak h
lkn ho skta h ye kisi ki feelings ko thase pahuchaye
Plz bura mat maniyega...jo dil me aaya wo keh diya
Agr maine khuch galat kha ho to mjhe btaiyega jrur
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«Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 12:14:30 AM »
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Beautiful sharing Pank ji. Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
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«Reply #13 on: July 26, 2009, 06:30:31 AM »
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apni is rachna ko kisi or k naam se idhar dekh k bahut dukh hua.
kai saal pehle maine ye bhains chalisa likhi thi or ab tak kai tv channels me bhi telecast ho chuki hai.even ise publish hue bhi kai saal ho gaye hain.
khair.... ye bhi aadhi he hai
poori rachna mere blog per milegi.
dushyant kumar chaturvedi.
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«Reply #14 on: July 26, 2009, 06:37:41 AM »
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Dushyant kumar chaturvedi ji Aapka yoindia mea Tahe dil se Sawagat hai..

Maafi chaungi par yea rachna kisi ne bhi apne naam se nahi likhi hai.. agar aap dekhe tho author ne Post ki neeche "NM" likha hai jiska matlab hota hai Note mine....

Yoindia mea kabhi bhi kisi aur ki Post Kisi aur k naam se nahi post ki jaati...

Dushyant ji agar aap apni iss rachna ko Pura yahan par post karege tho hum Yoindians ko behad khushi hogi...

Usual Smile
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