Cool Life! Is It A JOKE?

by Deewana29 on August 14, 2004, 10:06:05 AM
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The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of
glance!




Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.



Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!



Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"



Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came
to
his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".



Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.



Chinese Adam & Eve:

If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
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