FUNDAY................:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

FUNDAY................

by indianraj_us on July 31, 2004, 10:54:11 AM

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You see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy at a party.

You go up to her/him and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl/handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to her/him and pointing at you says, "He's/She's Very rich. Marry him/her."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy at a party.

You go up to her/him and get her/him telephone number. The next day you call And say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

you're at a party and see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her/him and pour her/him a drink. You open the door for her/him, pick up her/his bag after she/he drops it, offer her/him a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy. She/he walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy at a party. You go up to her/him and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She/he gives you a nice Hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy at a party. You go up to her/him and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she Introduces you to her husband / he introduces you to his wife

That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl/handsome guy at a party. You go up to her/him and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she/he turns her/his face towards you ------------ she is your wife/husband !

That's competition eating into your market share.

so which 1 do u prefer .....

Cheers !

n.....

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