Funny Computer shayari

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space!
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Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki..
Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki..
Agar mail nahi to koi junk hi sahi..
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Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
Kuch na sahi to bas ek Ladki Ki E-mail - id dila do.
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your yeh cute face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space.
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif.

arre maine khud nahin likhi, woh to net pe kahi mil gayi to maien socha kyu na idhar post kar doon  :D