Funny Shayari...!!!!

by Delicate_Doll on September 30, 2004, 11:22:51 AM
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«Reply #45 on: October 04, 2005, 09:07:40 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzz

Jub ban jaogi tum askli saali
Tub iska dena tum jawab
Aabhi to soch soch ke ye baat
Time nahi karte hai aur kharaab ...  :lol:
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«Reply #46 on: October 04, 2005, 09:14:14 PM »
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hamare jija ji to bahoot payare hai
apni sari jaan hamari didi per hi waare hai!!!
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«Reply #47 on: October 05, 2005, 03:16:59 AM »
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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar........
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(tihathar is on leave)

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthar hi thaa...

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
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«Reply #48 on: October 05, 2005, 11:09:54 AM »
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saali jija ki kahani kaha se aayi hai
main chalta hu apun ne abhi sali nahi banayi hai
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«Reply #49 on: October 05, 2005, 02:27:09 PM »
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Chilkan2005 Bhai .....

Aap kuch naya sunaaye
Puraane poston ko ikkatha kar ke naa laaye
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«Reply #50 on: October 05, 2005, 02:53:05 PM »
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hum to fata fat kam khatam kar yahan chale aaye
per mere dost pata nahi kahan reh gye
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«Reply #51 on: October 05, 2005, 03:02:33 PM »
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Bhaag gaye subhi dost
Nahi karta koi abb post
Kahin tumne hi to nahi kar dita unhe
apne operation table pe roast  :lol:
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«Reply #52 on: October 05, 2005, 03:35:27 PM »
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kyu mazak udate ho
mujhe itna kyu satate ho
tumhare jitne bereham lagte ho
utane nazar nahi aate ho
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«Reply #53 on: October 05, 2005, 03:37:10 PM »
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apne bulaya aor hum chale ayye
likh chuke yahan, ab agali post ko jakar baraye!!!!
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«Reply #54 on: October 05, 2005, 03:40:04 PM »
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shukar hai aap to yahan chale aaye
ab iss NY se mujhe aap bachaye
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«Reply #55 on: October 05, 2005, 03:41:51 PM »
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NY ki biwi abhi atti hi hogi
phunwa jo gumaye diye hai hum!!!!
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«Reply #56 on: October 05, 2005, 03:43:56 PM »
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Na ghomao tum phonawa
na bhejo koi taar
uske naam se hi
aane laga mujhe bhukhar ...  Puzzled !
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«Reply #57 on: October 05, 2005, 03:45:53 PM »
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maikhane mai laker ayegy
wahin per balaen pared karwayegy
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«Reply #58 on: October 05, 2005, 03:45:53 PM »
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aaj badi maar maregi ussko
chalo chup chap yahan se khiss ko
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«Reply #59 on: October 05, 2005, 03:48:37 PM »
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bahar wait to karani pregi
hospital ke liye 911 bhi karani paregi
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