Funny Shayari...!!!!:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

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Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

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Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Pakistan
Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh Hindustan

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Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

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akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

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Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

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Funny Shayari...!!!!

«Reply #1 on: September 30, 2005, 04:40:34 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Salma ....

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi
Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Shaadi kar ke patta chala
wo naari kitni bhaari thi ... :cry:


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Barsaath_Warshi

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Funny Shayari...!!!!

«Reply #2 on: September 30, 2005, 04:42:55 AM »

mast. pratheek kush hua Usual Smile


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NewYorker

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«Reply #3 on: September 30, 2005, 04:47:23 AM »

hua koi khush
sadaam ko dekhkar hota hai jaise bush :lol:


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Barsaath_Warshi

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Funny Shayari...!!!!

«Reply #4 on: September 30, 2005, 05:01:08 AM »

ji hua hai hum kush
lekin saddam ko dekhkar bush jaise nahi
mallika ko dekhar jackie chain jaise tho sahi :wink:


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«Reply #5 on: September 30, 2005, 05:18:06 AM »

lolzzzzzzzz

Malikaa ko dekhar
zamana nihaal hai
maano ya na mano mere dost
jawan hi nahi, buddha bhi behaal hai .. :lol:


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sanya310

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Funny Shayari...!!!!

«Reply #6 on: September 30, 2005, 12:30:16 PM »

Kaash tum waade apne nibhaa jaate
kisi din mera dil tum behla jaate;
agar 10 rupay ka nahi to kam se kam
5 rupai ka chhota coke hi pilaa jaate..

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nikki

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Funny Shayari...!!!!

«Reply #7 on: September 30, 2005, 12:34:51 PM »

too gud all of u.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Barsaath_Warshi

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«Reply #8 on: September 30, 2005, 12:38:51 PM »

sirf 5 rupai ka chhota coke hi keou mangthe
batha dethe coke ki factory thumara naam kar dethe
sirf ek kaam apko karna hoga
10 rupay ka ek chotasa pepsi peelana hoga :wink:


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NewYorker

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«Reply #9 on: September 30, 2005, 05:15:28 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha
To Dewanna Hua
Ramsey ki darwaani movie dekhe
ek zamanaa Hua


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Pooja

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«Reply #10 on: September 30, 2005, 05:25:53 PM »

lolzzzzz
Ramsey ka jamana ab khatam hua
Ram Gopal Verma ka ab shuru hua!!


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NewYorker

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«Reply #11 on: September 30, 2005, 06:04:58 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ram Gopal Verma ka ab shuru hua
Urmila khel rahi hai ussme ek jua
ban rahi hai woh har movie main bhoot
darr raha hai, asli bhoot mua


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Pooja

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«Reply #12 on: September 30, 2005, 09:34:14 PM »

wowow bahoot khoob janab!!

bhoot bana kar bhi wo parri lagati hai
jaise sharab pikar, new yorker ko apni biwi lagati hai!!! (j/k)


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Barsaath_Warshi

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«Reply #13 on: October 01, 2005, 08:38:16 AM »

akele me andhere se dartha hoon
verma ka movie me urmila ko dartha hoon
ghar mein papa ko dartha hoon
yoindia me sab ko mere shayaris se daratha hoon glasses2


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Funny Shayari...!!!!

«Reply #14 on: October 01, 2005, 10:49:41 AM »

bahut ache salma, sanya, ny, pooja n all

Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein
Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein,
Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti,
Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein


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