HEY CHECK THIS OUT....

FROM ASAD 2 ALL PLZ READ THIS AND REPLY ME IF U LIKE IT.Kiya




Hoga...
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga


IT Poetry...
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file


Phole Gulab Ka...
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya,
Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga


Main So Rahi Thi
Mein so rahi thi to darwaza khat khataya mein nay socha Mera dil aayaa lkin darwaza khola to bijli kaa bill aayaa

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere piyaar mein kutta ban gaya hoon Tere piyaar mein yaqeen nahin aata to suun..bhaoo bhaoo

Before Marriage u're Azaaaadd butttttt after
marriage u're Barbad.....
1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.

2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.

3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!

4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!



Before marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi milti....
After marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi marti....

LOL newyorker....... Bore ho gaye kya?

ye lo aap ke liye

Jo Ho Gaya, Woh Ho Gaya..........
Jo Hona Hoga, Woh Hoga........
Aur Jo Nahin Hona Hoga, Woh Nahin Hoga........
Kyonki Jo Hona Hai, Woh To Hoga Hi Hoga.......
Ab Dekhna Hai Ki, Kya Hoga Aur Kya Nahin Hoga......
Hone Ko To Kucch Bhi Hoga........
Yahi Sochna Hai ki Kya Hoga........
Agar Kucch Hoga To Theek Hoga.......
Aur Nahin Hoga To Bhi Theek Hoga......
Theek Hoga To Kis Kaaran Se Hoga.......
Aur Kaaran Hi Theek Nahin Hoga......
To Kucch Kaise Theek Hoga.......
Ab Aap batao Ki Aage Kya Hoga.......
Kisi aur ko Yeh Poem Padhaiyega.......
Aage se koi bore nahi Hoga.......


kyu janaab chakar aa rahe hai kya??

Jub aap sakubai ko yahan le ayenge......

LOL !!!!!

Aane do usse phir wohi jawaab degi lol.

Nishita ke daar se surat apni chupa rakhi hai........
mujhse kehte hai kahin aa bhi gayi nishita........
toh maar khane ke liye taiyaar bethe hai........
Hazam kar sake nishita ki maar iss liye........
Jhulab ki goli khaa raki hain.........

  beautiful funny lajawab  dil udas tha pehle lekin yeh padtey hi  khush ho gaya