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by prempagla on December 24, 2004, 01:31:07 AM
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«Reply #15 on: December 24, 2004, 05:24:40 PM »
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«Reply #16 on: December 24, 2004, 05:48:48 PM »
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Mein kal jaa rahi thi,
Ki meri chappal toot gayi,
Ab chappal to moochi seeta hai,
Seeta to darzi bhi hai,
Darzi to kapde seeta hai,
Kapde to rangeen hote hein,
Rangeen to lota bhi hota hai,
Lota to bathroom mein hota hai,
Bathroom mein to nal bhi hota hai,
Nal to lohe ka hota hai,
Lohe ki to istiri bi hoti hai,
Istri to garam hoti hai,
Garam to custard bhi hota hai,
Custard to peela hota hai,
Peela to chuza bhi hota hai,
Chuza to ande main se nikalta hai,
Anda to safaid hota hai,
Safaid to doodh bhi hota hai,
Doodh to bhains deti hai,
Bhains to kaali hoti hai,
Kaala to bengali bhi hota hai,
Bengali to paan khata hai,
Paan to laal hota hai,
Laal to gulab main bhi hota hai,
Gulaab main to kaante hote hein,
Kaante to machli main bhi hote hein,
Machli to achchi hoti hai,
Achcha to bandar bhi hota hai,
Bandar to ladke bhi hote hai,
hai bhagwaan tune ladko ko bandar jaisa kyu banaya.....

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Aap to aise na the... :lol:

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Hum to aise hi the janaab....
Aap ne hume gor se dekha hi nahi....
Isme humara kya kasoor janaab......
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«Reply #17 on: December 24, 2004, 06:44:44 PM »
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Quote from: "Namkeen"
Mein kal jaa rahi thi,
Ki meri chappal toot gayi,
Ab chappal to moochi seeta hai,
Seeta to darzi bhi hai,
Darzi to kapde seeta hai,
Kapde to rangeen hote hein,
Rangeen to lota bhi hota hai,
Lota to bathroom mein hota hai,
Bathroom mein to nal bhi hota hai,
Nal to lohe ka hota hai,
Lohe ki to istiri bi hoti hai,
Istri to garam hoti hai,
Garam to custard bhi hota hai,
Custard to peela hota hai,
Peela to chuza bhi hota hai,
Chuza to ande main se nikalta hai,
Anda to safaid hota hai,
Safaid to doodh bhi hota hai,
Doodh to bhains deti hai,
Bhains to kaali hoti hai,
Kaala to bengali bhi hota hai,
Bengali to paan khata hai,
Paan to laal hota hai,
Laal to gulab main bhi hota hai,
Gulaab main to kaante hote hein,
Kaante to machli main bhi hote hein,
Machli to achchi hoti hai,
Achcha to bandar bhi hota hai,
Bandar to ladke bhi hote hai,
hai bhagwaan tune ladko ko bandar jaisa kyu banaya.....

WinkingWinkingWinking


Aap to aise na the... :lol:

 :dizzy:  :dizzy:  :dizzy:  :dizzy:


Hum to aise hi the janaab....
Aap ne hume gor se dekha hi nahi....
Isme humara kya kasoor janaab......


Dhoond rahe the hum unhe baago main
Dil kehta tha woh hai ek-Kali... :lol:
lagta hai, dekhana padega ab diwaroon pe
Naam niklaa unka "Chipkaali"... :wink:

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«Reply #18 on: December 24, 2004, 07:54:19 PM »
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kaun yaad rakta hai naamo ko.....
log to chere tak bhul jate hain......
aap deewaron ki baat karte ho.....
hum to dil mein bhi chipak jate hain......
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«Reply #19 on: December 24, 2004, 08:00:19 PM »
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Kabhi mili thi NY main
Ek chipkali
Samaj ke patangaa mujhe
Sair karaya usne, paet ki gali...

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«Reply #20 on: December 24, 2004, 08:05:47 PM »
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Kabhi mili thi NY main
Ek chipkali
Samaj ke patangaa mujhe
Sair karaya usne, paet ki gali...

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yeh to hoga aap ka bura naseeb.....
jo aap ko le gaya NY ki chipkali ke kareeb......
magar hum to hai gareeb.......
ghum rahe hai FL ki diwaron pe.......
dhoonte hue apna naseeb.......

 sad5 .
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«Reply #21 on: December 24, 2004, 08:10:17 PM »
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Quote from: "NewYorker"
Kabhi mili thi NY main
Ek chipkali
Samaj ke patangaa mujhe
Sair karaya usne, paet ki gali...

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yeh to hoga aap ka bura naseeb.....
jo aap ko le gaya NY ki chipkali ke kareeb......
magar hum to hai gareeb.......
ghum rahe hai FL ki diwaron pe.......
dhoonte hue apna naseeb.......

 sad5 .


Ho Miami, ya ho Orlando
Ya fhir rehti ho tum Daytona Beach
Ashiqon ko apni jheeb se
Tum lo kheench...  :wink:
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«Reply #22 on: December 24, 2004, 08:18:01 PM »
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LOL !!!!!

LOL !!!!!

LOL !!!!!

Kheecha to bohot baar hai.....
par har baar kuch aur hi aa jata hai......
nahi milta hume koi aashiq pyaar se bhara.....
sub lagte hai karele ke rus ki tarah.....
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«Reply #23 on: December 24, 2004, 08:42:22 PM »
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LOL !!!!!

LOL !!!!!

LOL !!!!!

Kheecha to bohot baar hai.....
par har baar kuch aur hi aa jata hai......
nahi milta hume koi aashiq pyaar se bhara.....
sub lagte hai kerele ke rus ki tarah.....


lol.......... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Tumhari kahani nahi hai parai
baar-baar duniya nai dohrai...
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«Reply #24 on: December 24, 2004, 08:51:20 PM »
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lol

Kyu hota hai ye baar baar??....
puchti hu apne aap se hazaar baar......
Koi gulse karta hai to koi Gulsita se Pyaar......
Hum to bas unse pyaar karte hai jo humse kare pyaar......
Phir bhi kojte rehte hai hum sub mein wohi pyaar......
Kyu hota hai ye baar baar??.....


sad5sad5
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«Reply #25 on: December 24, 2004, 09:14:05 PM »
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Ek-hamare dost hai
karte, ankhe kabhi teen kabhi chaar
Unki kismat aisi hai
roz ho jaate hai beemaar...

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«Reply #26 on: December 24, 2004, 09:23:45 PM »
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Pyar Ke Rishte Ajeeb Hote Hai.....
Jitane Door Utane Hi Kareeb Hote Hai......
Koi Aise Hi Nahi Milta Kisiko.....
Sabki Apni Apni Kismat Hoti Hai!!!
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«Reply #27 on: December 24, 2004, 09:28:01 PM »
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Pyar Ke Rishte Ajeeb Hote Hai.....
Jitane Door Utane Hi Kareeb Hote Hai......
Koi Aise Hi Nahi Milta Kisiko.....
Sabki Apni Apni Kismat Hoti Hai!!!


Itna na tadapo pyaar ke liye
Mushkeele sabko isne hai diye... :wink:
pyaar hai badaa bewafa
Kissi ko nahi milti, isme wafa... :wink:
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«Reply #28 on: December 24, 2004, 09:34:17 PM »
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pyaar to sirf ek itefaq hai.....
yeh to dilon ki mulaqat hai....
pyaar nahi dekhta yeh din hai ki raat hai....
isme to sirf wafadaari aaur jazbaat hai......
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«Reply #29 on: December 24, 2004, 10:04:26 PM »
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pyaar to sirf ek itefaq hai.....
yeh to dilon ki mulaqat hai....
pyaar nahi dekhta yeh din hai ki raat hai....
isme to sirf wafadaari aaur jazbaat hai......


fyi....

Badae miyan kah gaye hai (mera sher nahi hai).... :lol:

Hume kiya tha pyaar, bade shaukh se saath
Kal usse dekha, kissi aur ke saath...
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