HoOr AnD lAnGoOr ... especially for WaHeEd

by ambar on September 16, 2006, 08:40:18 PM
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this is a paheli, guess who i am talking about ... plzzz try ur best, its funny

khubsoorat ladki ke baghal mein hai langoor
ladki aise lage jaise ho koi hoor

ladki ne ladke ko dekha to laga jaise hai wo aik monkey
haan yeh baat to sach hai ladke pedayshi hotey hein donkey  :D

baal ussper bhurre bhurre se the
aik nahi do nahi bharre huey the

lagta tha dekh ker usko jaise ho koi jin
munn mein dali hui thi sooki ghaas jaise ho koi pin

awaaz thi uski bohat gehri
bolte waqt sochta nahi tha yeh shehri

harkatein karta tha yeh bewakoofana
kisi ka nahi tha iske paas aana jaana
badboo aisi ke kisi hospital mein pateint ko behosh kar de  :lol:
beshak wo nahata tha rozana  :lol:  :lol:

arrey ... abhi tak samaj nahi aayee???
waheed ki baat kar rahi thi  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  



p.s. waheed ji plz dont mind, its just a joke :D
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«Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 04:19:30 AM »
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this is a paheli, guess who i am talking about ... plzzz try ur best, its funny

khubsoorat ladki ke baghal mein hai langoor
ladki aise lage jaise ho koi hoor

ladki ne ladke ko dekha to laga jaise hai wo aik monkey
haan yeh baat to sach hai ladke pedayshi hotey hein donkey  :D

baal ussper bhurre bhurre se the
aik nahi do nahi bharre huey the

lagta tha dekh ker usko jaise ho koi jin
munn mein dali hui thi sooki ghaas jaise ho koi pin

awaaz thi uski bohat gehri
bolte waqt sochta nahi tha yeh shehri

harkatein karta tha yeh bewakoofana
kisi ka nahi tha iske paas aana jaana
badboo aisi ke kisi hospital mein pateint ko behosh kar de  :lol:
beshak wo nahata tha rozana  :lol:  :lol:

arrey ... abhi tak samaj nahi aayee???
waheed ki baat kar rahi thi  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  



p.s. waheed ji plz dont mind, its just a joke :D



wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................
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«Reply #2 on: September 18, 2006, 07:28:43 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi
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«Reply #3 on: September 18, 2006, 10:24:31 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi


maine  to  aap k  ahi  chehra  touch  kiya  tha  :razz:   :razz:  :razz:

mujhe lagta hai  Aunty jee  thak  gayee..... tongue3

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao..........
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«Reply #4 on: September 18, 2006, 10:24:56 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi


maine  to  aap k  ahi  chehra  touch  kiya  tha  :razz:   :razz:  :razz:

mujhe lagta hai  Aunty jee  thak  gayee..... tongue3

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao..........
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«Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 07:16:05 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi


maine  to  aap k  ahi  chehra  touch  kiya  tha  :razz:   :razz:  :razz:

mujhe lagta hai  Aunty jee  thak  gayee..... tongue3

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao..........

hein?? Shocked
oye, araam se humare dil ka password hum kisi ko nahi dete  :D
tum pata kar sako to zaroor karna darlinngg  :wink:
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«Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 09:07:51 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi


maine  to  aap k  ahi  chehra  touch  kiya  tha  :razz:   :razz:  :razz:

mujhe lagta hai  Aunty jee  thak  gayee..... tongue3

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao..........

hein?? Shocked
oye, araam se humare dil ka password hum kisi ko nahi dete  :D
tum pata kar sako to zaroor karna darlinngg  :wink:


kya baat hai  Aunty jee.............:lol:

password nahi bataogi  to  hum  dil  ko hi hack kar lenge
tere dil ko khelauna  banaker hum  din  raat khelenge tongue3
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«Reply #7 on: September 20, 2006, 07:13:40 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi


maine  to  aap k  ahi  chehra  touch  kiya  tha  :razz:   :razz:  :razz:

mujhe lagta hai  Aunty jee  thak  gayee..... tongue3

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao..........

hein?? Shocked
oye, araam se humare dil ka password hum kisi ko nahi dete  :D
tum pata kar sako to zaroor karna darlinngg  :wink:


kya baat hai  Aunty jee.............:lol:

password nahi bataogi  to  hum  dil  ko hi hack kar lenge
tere dil ko khelauna  banaker hum  din  raat khelenge tongue3

kyun bazaar mein se toyz khatam ho gaye hein kya
aur waise bhi mera dil koi faltoo aaya hua hai ke koi bhi khel le iss se??

tumko dekha to langoor nazar aaya :lol:
aiyne ko dekha to hoor nazar aaya  :D

asmaan ko dekha to andhera nazar aaya
zameen ko dekha to kuch bhi nazar nahi aaya
jab waheed saamne se hatta to phir kuch kuch nazar aaya  :D

aapko dekha to aik khayaal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya  :lol:
mein soch rahi hoon mein pagalon ka koi hospital na kholl loon on waheed's name, acha bussiness hai na  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #8 on: September 20, 2006, 11:39:11 AM »
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wah  wah  Amber.........  tum  naari  nahi......ho  tongue3 ..............bahot  khoob......... itna  soft  soft  kaise  bol  leti  ho.....  cream ka istemaal  jyada karto ho kya tongue3  .................................. ek  tere liye

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila....................

beta waheed, lagta hai koi misconception hui hai aapko
aapne kisi aur ka chehra galati se touch kar lia ho ga
mein fair and lovely nahi lagati, to very frank be  :D

sorry yaar abhi kuch nahi likh sakti, shayari khatam ho gayee hai meri for now, kal likhoon gi


maine  to  aap k  ahi  chehra  touch  kiya  tha  :razz:   :razz:  :razz:

mujhe lagta hai  Aunty jee  thak  gayee..... tongue3

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao..........

hein?? Shocked
oye, araam se humare dil ka password hum kisi ko nahi dete  :D
tum pata kar sako to zaroor karna darlinngg  :wink:


kya baat hai  Aunty jee.............:lol:

password nahi bataogi  to  hum  dil  ko hi hack kar lenge
tere dil ko khelauna  banaker hum  din  raat khelenge tongue3

kyun bazaar mein se toyz khatam ho gaye hein kya
aur waise bhi mera dil koi faltoo aaya hua hai ke koi bhi khel le iss se??

tumko dekha to langoor nazar aaya :lol:
aiyne ko dekha to hoor nazar aaya  :D

asmaan ko dekha to andhera nazar aaya
zameen ko dekha to kuch bhi nazar nahi aaya
jab waheed saamne se hatta to phir kuch kuch nazar aaya  :D

aapko dekha to aik khayaal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya  :lol:
mein soch rahi hoon mein pagalon ka koi hospital na kholl loon on waheed's name, acha bussiness hai na  :lol:  :lol:


hehehehe...................  bahot khoob  Amber aunty.........

tere  jalwe mujhe  harsoo  nazar  aate hain
jis paagal khaane mein  dekho Amber aunty nazar aati hian
yeh  meri aankh  ka dhokha hai  ya koi  aur baat hai
Amber aunty  humesha  bander  chaap  shabun se nahati hain  :razz:
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«Reply #9 on: September 20, 2006, 12:02:40 PM »
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Khoob, Bahut khoob!

Waheed Bhai mein hain Ek aur badi Khoobi
Bayan karenge Hum aaj wo Bakhoobi..
Sunaa Tha ki Inki Harr Mehfil Hoti hai Jaam mein DooBi.
Raat to raat abb dinn mein bhi lagne lage jaam bakhoobi!
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«Reply #10 on: September 20, 2006, 12:19:59 PM »
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Khoob, Bahut khoob!

Waheed Bhai mein hain Ek aur badi Khoobi
Bayan karenge Hum aaj wo Bakhoobi..
Sunaa Tha ki Inki Harr Mehfil Hoti hai Jaam mein DooBi.
Raat to raat abb dinn mein bhi lagne lage jaam bakhoobi!


sab aap  ka  ashirwaad hai .........  tum  bhi to  waise hi karte  ho  :wink:
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«Reply #11 on: September 22, 2006, 07:35:21 AM »
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oye ab aik doosre ki tareefein shuru kar di hein tum dono ne???
barri proffessional shayari ho rahi hai yahan  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #12 on: September 22, 2006, 09:36:23 AM »
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aur  kya  karoon..........Amber  aunty ki  tareef karoon.....  tongue3

hum  hain  prince  humari  tareef  duniya karti hai
mujhe samajh mein nahi aaya kyon meri Aunty nahi karti

jab hukumat  hamari aayegi to  Amber ko  hum  kadi  saza denge
apni  jail  mein  usko  ulta latka  denge  tongue3
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«Reply #13 on: October 09, 2006, 07:41:18 AM »
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log humari tareef karna apni shaan samajte hein...
..aap apni tareef kar ke mahaan nahi ban sakte...
per haan...jalous hona shayad aapki kismat mein hai...
dehaan rahe waheed ji kahin phissal na jana apni tareef karte karte  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #14 on: October 11, 2006, 09:16:36 AM »
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Aunty  tum  kitni   samajhdaar ho   gayee
tumhar  jindagi  ek langoor  ke saath kat  gayee
teri  tareeef  ab  bander  hi karenge
dekho  sharam se  choor  choor ho gayee tongue3
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