**Husband Apna Aisa Hu** -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

nirbhay

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«Reply #30 on: October 11, 2006, 11:55:32 AM »

Aisi Apni Wife ho
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight main thori light ho,
Umar main difference slight ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Sadak par sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare haath main knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono main na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh Reply padhake sab kahe "Chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 00.01 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho, To kya hasin life ho,
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
Khudah ke software main bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho!NM


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Gesu

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«Reply #31 on: October 11, 2006, 02:04:35 PM »

sonu ji bhagwaan kare aisa hi dulha mile aur agar use kuch aata na ho to sikha dena....... :wink:

Husband ko sikha daalna tum sab kaam,
Garr woh na seekhe to daal dena uska achaaar.... :wink:


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #32 on: October 11, 2006, 02:24:39 PM »

aisa kabhi nahi hoga......... agar ho bih gaya to main usko kaccha karega khilaonga......... kasam se sadi heu sabji........ aur ulta latka dunga.........hehehehe.................. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gesu ko WWE waala milega.............lollzzzzzzzzzz

neer ko wahi milegi jo bola hai........lekin fate kapde waali mat bulaana tongue3

Quote from: "Sonu"

tumhey esi bevi meley imposible hai tumhey to esi bevi melgi jo eska ek dam oposite huga peace sara kam tumsey hi kervayegi :lol:

or tum gana gaatye phurlgey... acha kahsa insaan tha dhubi bena deya... jata tha kam per ab nuker bena deya... khana pakata hu ab or kapdey bhu dhuta hu... ghar jo na hu saf to dhandey or jutey bhu khata hoon :lol: :lol: or hum kheytey waheed beychara apni bevi ka mara :lol: :lol: esey cahueya humdard ka tonic sinkara :lol: :lol:

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yeh husband nahi hia ............ sirf band hia.... ghumaate raho...... aisi biwi mujhe kabhi na mile......... :sad:


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nirbhay

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«Reply #33 on: October 11, 2006, 02:36:46 PM »

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

aisa kabhi nahi hoga......... agar ho bih gaya to main usko kaccha karega khilaonga......... kasam se sadi heu sabji........ aur ulta latka dunga.........hehehehe.................. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gesu ko WWE waala milega.............lollzzzzzzzzzz

neer ko wahi milegi jo bola hai........lekin fate kapde waali mat bulaana

Quote from: "Sonu"

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

yeh husband nahi hia ............ sirf band hia.... ghumaate raho...... aisi biwi mujhe kabhi na mile......... :sad:

Iska kya matlab!!! ?


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #34 on: October 11, 2006, 02:40:22 PM »

lolzzzzzzzz yaar..... jo apni biwi ka gulaam rahega woh husband nahi sirf Radio band hota hai tongue3


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roshni246

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«Reply #35 on: October 11, 2006, 03:12:00 PM »

Quote from: "Sonu"

yaar sapney mey sab kuch possible hai :lol: :lol: :lol:

or waheed key leya sapna kabhi hakikat nahi ben sakta keo roshni sahi kha na :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "roshni246"

Quote from: "Sonu"

arey yaar esa peace sirf musem mey hi milta hai... aager realmey kesi ko mil jaye to please meyrey pass send kro or roshni key leay ehsa antiq peace dhund ker usey bhi deydi :lol:

Quote from: "roshni246"

Quote from: "Sonu"

hailaa roshu tum to dil key tukdey tukdey ker rahi hu yaar... nuker ko kuta or chuha bena rahi hoo yaar yea to bahut galaat bat hai... ek achey khasey insan ko keya bena deya hai logo ney... meyry beycharey dream man ki dhajiya udha di hai Winking

.. koi to tarasa kro es antiq peace ka hahahahah esa peace bar bar nahi milta hia

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yehi to prob hai na....bar bar nahi milta :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehehhehehehe hume iska duplicate bhi mile to kaafi hoga :lol: :lol: :lol:

bilkulll.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:


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roshni246

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«Reply #36 on: October 11, 2006, 03:14:12 PM »

Quote from: "nirbhay"

lo yeh bhi aye hian...


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Sonu

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«Reply #37 on: October 12, 2006, 12:58:48 AM »

gessu ji bahut bahut shukriya... yaar vo sab mujh sey nahi huga sikhaney vikahney ka... glasses2

esa kro yea sab kam tum log milker ker deyna ager phir bhi usi ahkal mey na kuch daley to batana mey uska achar dal dungi... :lol: :lol: ager madad ki jarorot badi to ah jana yaar achar dalney :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "Gesu"

sonu ji bhagwaan kare aisa hi dulha mile aur agar use kuch aata na ho to sikha dena....... :wink:

Husband ko sikha daalna tum sab kaam,
Garr woh na seekhe to daal dena uska achaaar.... :wink:


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Sonu

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«Reply #38 on: October 12, 2006, 02:09:12 AM »

ehsa hi huga tumahri bevi to tumhey jutey key nuke per rakheygi.... or ager jayda tang krogey to tumahra badta bangeygi :lol: :lol:

arey baboya neer to kesi garib sey shadi kareyga to koi pagel hi huga ju uski bevi key koi nukas nikaleygeyga

or yea wwe keya hai meyney wwf to suna hai yea wwe keya hia glasses2

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

Quote from: "Sonu"

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yeh husband nahi hia ............ sirf band hia.... ghumaate raho...... aisi biwi mujhe kabhi na mile......... :sad:


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Sonu

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«Reply #39 on: October 12, 2006, 02:10:46 AM »

roshu es mahan hasti ko akla do thudi si key yea kesi ney already likh deya hai ishq forum mey wife wife wife topic hia...

Quote from: "roshni246"

Quote from: "nirbhay"

lo yeh bhi aye hian...


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Sonu

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«Reply #40 on: October 12, 2006, 02:11:55 AM »

:lol: :lol:

Quote from: "roshni246"

Quote from: "Sonu"

yaar sapney mey sab kuch possible hai :lol: :lol: :lol:

or waheed key leya sapna kabhi hakikat nahi ben sakta keo roshni sahi kha na :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "roshni246"

Quote from: "Sonu"

arey yaar esa peace sirf musem mey hi milta hai... aager realmey kesi ko mil jaye to please meyrey pass send kro or roshni key leay ehsa antiq peace dhund ker usey bhi deydi :lol:

Quote from: "roshni246"

Quote from: "Sonu"

.. koi to tarasa kro es antiq peace ka hahahahah esa peace bar bar nahi milta hia

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yehi to prob hai na....bar bar nahi milta :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehehhehehehe hume iska duplicate bhi mile to kaafi hoga :lol: :lol: :lol:

bilkulll.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #41 on: October 12, 2006, 12:51:50 PM »

kya bol rahi ho..........ufffffffff usko gadhe per bithkar uske ghar bhej dunga

Aisi meri wife ho
choone per makhan malayee ho
khaane per rasmalayee ho
dekhne per seedhi devi ki tarah lage
bolne mein koyal jaisi boli ho :razz: :razz: :razz:

Quote from: "Sonu"

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

Quote from: "Sonu"

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

yeh husband nahi hia ............ sirf band hia.... ghumaate raho...... aisi biwi mujhe kabhi na mile......... :sad:


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nirbhay

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«Reply #42 on: October 12, 2006, 10:17:02 PM »

Maha bakwas topic hai


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #43 on: October 16, 2006, 04:34:32 PM »

tumhein kaise pata Puzzled !


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Sonu

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«Reply #44 on: October 17, 2006, 09:17:25 AM »

tumsey yea per kesi ney rahye nahi mangi hia key topic keysa hai... or tumhey keo mirchi leg rahi hai glasses2

jara peta to lagey...

Quote from: "nirbhay"

Maha bakwas topic hai


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