**Husband Apna Aisa Hu** -Panna 6:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #75 on: October 21, 2006, 02:31:10 AM »


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«Reply #76 on: October 21, 2006, 02:38:10 AM »

hhahahah

shweta yaar glasses to bahut cute hai Usual Smile

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«Reply #77 on: October 21, 2006, 02:44:41 AM »

Dominant Male
Men and Women on planet earth die from various places throughout the world at a particular moment in time and go to God's abode to be judged.

The God welcomes this new batch and tries his experimental new judgement trick and says," I want all you humans to form two queues.

One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away from here so that no man and woman can talk and I can talk to men alone."

When the women were gone, the Almighty returns and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one solitary man.

The God about to open his third eye of anger, thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Come and tell all them henpecked, my brave son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" God asked.

The nervous man replies, "I don't know sir, but my wife told me to stand here, until this is over ."

keo dosto keysi wife hai apni :lol: :lol:

hahhaahahhahah


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«Reply #78 on: October 21, 2006, 03:53:24 AM »

hahahahahaaaahaaaa sonu di!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

appke liye aisa he pathi dhoondhoonghi :D:D:D:D


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«Reply #79 on: October 21, 2006, 09:42:29 AM »

:lol: :lol: shyetan bachi thik hai per ek dam top class ka antiq peach huna cahyea hai jo kesi key pass na hu sanjey dutt jeysi body.. shurkh jeysi adaye... shahid jeysi sharmila pen.. hirtak ki tahra thuda sa funny or nana bachakey ki thra govinda ki thara thuda sa funny or furtila glasses2

mmmmm filhal etna hia yaadhia baki badh mey peta dungi abhi jaow dudhu tab tak ager koi ehsa koi antiq peace milta hai tu :lol: :lol:
or haan main bat usko sara ghar ka kam ana cahyea hai nahi to mey sab kam tumsey kervaungi :lol: :lol:

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hahahahahaaaahaaaa sonu di!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

appke liye aisa he pathi dhoondhoonghi :D:D:D:D


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«Reply #80 on: October 21, 2006, 12:25:13 PM »

gum ji :lol: :lol: sara din sari rat lega di hugi yea prayer dundney mey keo :lol: :lol:

meyrye leya yea enough nahi hai bakiow ka mujhey peta nahi jub roshu or shweta ahngi to hi peta lageyga unka to...

pray pani jagha hia or ek fun apni jagha hia ager hum esey ek fun ki thra ley to bat or hai or ager hum jindgi ki kuch realty leyker argument karey to yea aney ka koi faida nahi hai yea sab log apney gum.. taklif bhulaney ahtey hai or ager hum thuda sa hansi majak bhi na karey apney dostu key sath to phri jindgi bahut ulajh jaygi...

her ki rishtey ka apni jhaga ek mehtav huta hia or hum us rishtey ko nibhatey bhi hai mager ager us bat ko bahut serious leyley to jindgi jis thra sey humarey cheyrey per hansi hi udha chuki huti hia or ager hum bilkol hasna bhul gaye to sochu humahra cheyra kesa dikheyga ek dam mujaya huya... upset sa... hameyhsa kesi na kesi bat per kesi na kesi sey argument kerna jeysey jindgi sey sabhi rang udh jangey.... kuch es thra sey feel huga.... esleya ager app kesi bhi bat ko serious na leytey huye ek majak mey lo to apkey hasney sey apki kafi takleefey dur hu jangi...

or gum ji ek bat yaad rakhna... rulatey to sabhi hia per ager koi rutey huey hu hasaa dey to apko ek ander sey khushi mehsoos hugo jo log apkey sath nahi kersakey jub app udasa hutey hungey or vo apney kesi or key sath kerdeay to apko ehsa lageyga key chalu usko dkeh ker hi sahi mey kcuh dar hansa to sahi ek apko ander sey khushi hugi key apney kesi rutey huye ko hasaya hai....

keo ki hanstey key sath sab hanstey hai or rutey keys ath koi nahi rota hia ,, esleya jita hu sakey hanslo jindgi key kuch lamhey sematlo taki jub kabhi udashu to un lamhu ko un methey palo ko yaad kerkey kuch dar hi sahi apney app ko tasali to dey saktey hu

ager koi bat buri lagi hu to sorry...

have funn

Quote from: "gum"

WELL I GUESS THIS IS ENOUGH FOR ALL OF you GALS THERE


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«Reply #81 on: October 21, 2006, 12:31:17 PM »

When a GIRL

When a GIRL is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she iswondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine
at all.

When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying

When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says "I love you", she means it.

When a GIRL says "I miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that.


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«Reply #82 on: October 21, 2006, 12:35:50 PM »

arey gum ji to etna serious matter likhugey to yeahi hal huga na ager koi serius matter bhi likhtey hu to beach mey ek ahda joke bhi mar deya kro yaar takey apko pakaney mey thuda mejha ahey ager itna time lega ker pray leyker bhi ahye or etney serious tarikey sey likhugey to yaar kuch na kuhc to kerna hi padeyga na... pedney valey ko legta haikey sheyd app jayda hi kuch serious hu gaye hu or sheyd humarikoi bat buri lagi hai... to plz ager koi serious matter likhtey to ek ahda sath mey joke mar deya kro takey apko pakaney ka mood bena rahey :lol: :lol:

to ab ah jaow bindas mehdan mey :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "gum"

YAAR TUM LOGO KE TENSION KYA HAI... Huh?

JISE DEKHO SORRY HE BOLTA REHTA HAI....YAAR MEIN BHI TOH ENJOY KAR RAHA HU AAP SAB KE SAATH....Arey Husband ke asli defination toh yeh hai....Jo banda haste hue aapna band bajwa le woh hota hai Husband...and please aage se no thanks and no sorry okey... :razz:


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«Reply #83 on: October 21, 2006, 12:53:34 PM »

6 week , 6 month , 6 years, of marriage(do not miss)
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------

Love __expression:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself

Enjoy!!!!!!! !!!! your Love and Life


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«Reply #84 on: October 21, 2006, 12:56:26 PM »

happy diwali and happy eid .....gum nice thought... if u don't mind u can tell me u r name plz...

Quote from: "gum"

HERE IS MY THOUGHT SONU


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«Reply #85 on: October 21, 2006, 01:02:51 PM »

Thanks Kulbhushan ji.. ena sohna naa hai tuhda tey ki id banaye hai gum...mmm thanks for let me know u r name...

thanks kulbhushan ji... bahut bahut shukriya apko humarey funny thoughts achey lagey :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "gum"

WELL HAPPY DIWALI TO you AND UR FAMILY SONU JI.....

MY REAL NAME IS KULBHUSHAN AND NICE THOUGHTS SONU JI....


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«Reply #86 on: October 21, 2006, 01:13:27 PM »

:lol: :lol: thanks... tuhanu vi tuhadey sapna di rani miley rab karey oh real vech ek hoor pari huvey tey tuahdey parentey tey ghar dey sareiya members di take care karey tey elders di respect tey youngs nu pyar devey tey usnu vkeh key sarey kheyn key khulbhushan di voti vargi hi gharey noo leyani hia... rab tuahdi her manukamna puri karey....

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Quote from: "Sonu"

Thanks Kulbhushan ji.. ena sohna naa hai tuhda tey ki id banaye hai gum...mmm thanks for let me know you r name...

thanks kulbhushan ji... bahut bahut shukriya apko humarey funny thoughts achey lagey :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "gum"

WELL HAPPY DIWALI TO you AND UR FAMILY SONU JI.....

MY REAL NAME IS KULBHUSHAN AND NICE THOUGHTS SONU JI....

mein rab toh dua karanga ke aap nu ek bhayut he loving husband mile taki husband de wichara nu tushi apne aap he chage kar lo


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«Reply #87 on: October 21, 2006, 01:18:02 PM »

acha thats good oh kudi kon haiki na hia ohda.... chalu koi na hemat nahi haro oh cheyti men javeygi... jey na mani tey es post vechu koi role follow kerleyna sirf usnu patan vastey :lol: :lol: :lol: agey phir rab rakha :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "gum"

Well o kudi toh mere koul yoindia pe he se...Mein aaunu manan waise koshish kar rahye hai...Dekho ke hunda hai


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«Reply #88 on: October 21, 2006, 01:42:35 PM »

tusi dasiya nahi ohda naa kon hai oh kush nasib jidhey tey tuhada dil ahya hai....

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Thanks dear


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«Reply #89 on: October 21, 2006, 01:53:02 PM »

bahut sohna naa hai... hun vekhu tuhadi jaan khandi hai key nahi :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "gum"

US KA NAAM JANNU HAI


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