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« on: May 30, 2005, 07:37:01 AM »
please pura padiyega



Itihaas pariksha thi us din........
Chinta se hardya dhadkta tha........
The bure shagun ke ghar se bahar niklte hi.......
Baya nain phadkta tha......

Jitne prashan maine yaad kiye .......
Unmein se aadhe yaad hue.............
Unmein se bhi aadhe yun hi ...........
College jaate jaate barbaad hue............

Tum 8 minute ho late........
Dwar pe khade dwarpal ne jab batlaya..............
Main mail train ki tarah dorta ............
Kamare ke bhitar aaya...........

Parcha haath mein pakad liya..........
Sar chakraya, chhaya andkar, sar jhoom gaya.............

Yeh 100 number ka parcha tha ............
Jinmein 2 ki aas nahi................
Chahe palat jaaye dunia magar...................
Ho sakta main paas nahi.......................

Aankh mund kar baith gaya...............
bola hey bhagwan kirpa kar do..............
in parshno ke uttar .................
mere andar thus-thus bhar do..............

Ambar futa aayi gagan se gahriu aawaj.......

hey murkh vyarth kyon rota hai...............
aankh uthakar idhar dekh................

mere andar ke dwar khule................
parche pe chali yun kalam chanchal ..................
jis tarah chalta hai .....................
khet ki chhati pe kisan ka hal......................

likh diya maine.............
likh diya maine.............

likh diya maine.............
 panipat ka dusra vishwa yudh saawan mein..................
jaapan jarman ke bich hua san 1857 mein................
likh diya maine...........

likh diya maine..............
mahtma budh gandhi ji ke chele the.......................
bachpan mein wo unke saath aankh micholi khele the............
likh diya maine............

likh diya maine.............
mohammad gori ne rana ko run mein 10 baar haraya tha..........
mohammad gori ne hind mahasagar america se transport karke mangwaya tha...............
likh diya maine...........

Is tarah anokhe bhawo ke ..............
Chhute vishwa fawware...............
Jo jo prashan yaad nahi the...............
Wo bhi copy pe de maare..............

Jab copy nirishak(teacher) ka paas check hone jaati hai........
Ho gaya nirikshak pagal sa ............
mere uttaro ko dekh dekh...............
bola in sab baccho mein ................
honhaar hai bas yahi ek....................

Sabke parche phaik diye ...............
mere uttar chhant liye....................
00 number dekar saale ne...........
saare number kaat liye..........
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2005, 08:00:56 AM »
lol..lo aapne 1st he bol diya pura padne ko...
to meine nahin padha shayaad mast he hoga... :p
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2005, 08:04:22 AM »
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lol..lo aapne 1st he bol diya pura padne ko...
to meine nahin padha shayaad mast he hoga... :p



salma ji ye acchi baat nahi hai ...........
pura pade bina reply karna sahi nahi hota..............
aapne reply to kar hi diya to plz ab pad bhi lijiye.............
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2005, 08:14:38 AM »
arey arey arey ye aapne humein kya bol diya...
theek hai theek hai padh he lete hain apki k liye...
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b]Khuda Ke pass ek wada kar aaye,
Jaldi marne ka faisla kar aaye,
Meri Pheli aur Akhir Mohabbat aap hi ho 'Jaan'
Janat Mein saath rehna ka wada kar aaye.[/b]



Agr Dunya k Azmat ko Gawara kardya hota
Najane ktne sajdo k Qazara karlya hota.
tumari bewafai m yuhi tadapkar marte Nhi,
Agar milne se phle IstiQara karlya hota.

Is duniya mein sab kuchh bikta hai,
phir judai hi rishwat kyun nahi leti,
Marta nahi hai koi kisi se juda hokar,
Bus yaadein hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.

Mohabbat ke imtehan mein humne apni jaan ki bazi lagayi,
wafa ke badle mein humne  bewafayi inaam mein hai paayi.

Kya Sunayein Kisi Ko Raaz-e-Dil,
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2005, 12:58:55 AM »
Quote from: "rohit30002"
please pura padiyega



Itihaas pariksha thi us din........
Chinta se hardya dhadkta tha........
The bure shagun ke ghar se bahar niklte hi.......
Baya nain phadkta tha......

Jitne prashan maine yaad kiye .......
Unmein se aadhe yaad hue.............
Unmein se bhi aadhe yun hi ...........
College jaate jaate barbaad hue............

Tum 8 minute ho late........
Dwar pe khade dwarpal ne jab batlaya..............
Main mail train ki tarah dorta ............
Kamare ke bhitar aaya...........

Parcha haath mein pakad liya..........
Sar chakraya, chhaya andkar, sar jhoom gaya.............

Yeh 100 number ka parcha tha ............
Jinmein 2 ki aas nahi................
Chahe palat jaaye dunia magar...................
Ho sakta main paas nahi.......................

Aankh mund kar baith gaya...............
bola hey bhagwan kirpa kar do..............
in parshno ke uttar .................
mere andar thus-thus bhar do..............

Ambar futa aayi gagan se gahriu aawaj.......

hey murkh vyarth kyon rota hai...............
aankh uthakar idhar dekh................

mere andar ke dwar khule................
parche pe chali yun kalam chanchal ..................
jis tarah chalta hai .....................
khet ki chhati pe kisan ka hal......................

likh diya maine.............
likh diya maine.............

likh diya maine.............
 panipat ka dusra vishwa yudh saawan mein..................
jaapan jarman ke bich hua san 1857 mein................
likh diya maine...........

likh diya maine..............
mahtma budh gandhi ji ke chele the.......................
bachpan mein wo unke saath aankh micholi khele the............
likh diya maine............

likh diya maine.............
mohammad gori ne rana ko run mein 10 baar haraya tha..........
mohammad gori ne hind mahasagar america se transport karke mangwaya tha...............
likh diya maine...........

Is tarah anokhe bhawo ke ..............
Chhute vishwa fawware...............
Jo jo prashan yaad nahi the...............
Wo bhi copy pe de maare..............

Jab copy nirishak(teacher) ka paas check hone jaati hai........
Ho gaya nirikshak pagal sa ............
mere uttaro ko dekh dekh...............
bola in sab baccho mein ................
honhaar hai bas yahi ek....................

Sabke parche phaik diye ...............
mere uttar chhant liye....................
00 number dekar saale ne...........
saare number kaat liye..........

BAHUT AACHA LIKHA HAI,...

I HOPE AAISA KABHI NA HUA HOGA TUMHARE SATH,...
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2005, 03:58:28 AM »
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arey arey arey ye aapne humein kya bol diya...
theek hai theek hai padh he lete hain apki k liye...


Thanks salma ji hamare liye padne ke liye
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2005, 03:59:35 AM »
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Itihaas pariksha thi us din........
Chinta se hardya dhadkta tha........
The bure shagun ke ghar se bahar niklte hi.......
Baya nain phadkta tha......

Jitne prashan maine yaad kiye .......
Unmein se aadhe yaad hue.............
Unmein se bhi aadhe yun hi ...........
College jaate jaate barbaad hue............

Tum 8 minute ho late........
Dwar pe khade dwarpal ne jab batlaya..............
Main mail train ki tarah dorta ............
Kamare ke bhitar aaya...........

Parcha haath mein pakad liya..........
Sar chakraya, chhaya andkar, sar jhoom gaya.............

Yeh 100 number ka parcha tha ............
Jinmein 2 ki aas nahi................
Chahe palat jaaye dunia magar...................
Ho sakta main paas nahi.......................

Aankh mund kar baith gaya...............
bola hey bhagwan kirpa kar do..............
in parshno ke uttar .................
mere andar thus-thus bhar do..............

Ambar futa aayi gagan se gahriu aawaj.......

hey murkh vyarth kyon rota hai...............
aankh uthakar idhar dekh................

mere andar ke dwar khule................
parche pe chali yun kalam chanchal ..................
jis tarah chalta hai .....................
khet ki chhati pe kisan ka hal......................

likh diya maine.............
likh diya maine.............

likh diya maine.............
 panipat ka dusra vishwa yudh saawan mein..................
jaapan jarman ke bich hua san 1857 mein................
likh diya maine...........

likh diya maine..............
mahtma budh gandhi ji ke chele the.......................
bachpan mein wo unke saath aankh micholi khele the............
likh diya maine............

likh diya maine.............
mohammad gori ne rana ko run mein 10 baar haraya tha..........
mohammad gori ne hind mahasagar america se transport karke mangwaya tha...............
likh diya maine...........

Is tarah anokhe bhawo ke ..............
Chhute vishwa fawware...............
Jo jo prashan yaad nahi the...............
Wo bhi copy pe de maare..............

Jab copy nirishak(teacher) ka paas check hone jaati hai........
Ho gaya nirikshak pagal sa ............
mere uttaro ko dekh dekh...............
bola in sab baccho mein ................
honhaar hai bas yahi ek....................

Sabke parche phaik diye ...............
mere uttar chhant liye....................
00 number dekar saale ne...........
saare number kaat liye..........

BAHUT AACHA LIKHA HAI,...

I HOPE AAISA KABHI NA HUA HOGA TUMHARE SATH,...



Firstly to thanks........aur tushar ji aisa mere saath kabhi nahi hua........
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2005, 04:07:39 AM »
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Itihaas pariksha thi us din........
Chinta se hardya dhadkta tha........
The bure shagun ke ghar se bahar niklte hi.......
Baya nain phadkta tha......

Jitne prashan maine yaad kiye .......
Unmein se aadhe yaad hue.............
Unmein se bhi aadhe yun hi ...........
College jaate jaate barbaad hue............

Tum 8 minute ho late........
Dwar pe khade dwarpal ne jab batlaya..............
Main mail train ki tarah dorta ............
Kamare ke bhitar aaya...........

Parcha haath mein pakad liya..........
Sar chakraya, chhaya andkar, sar jhoom gaya.............

Yeh 100 number ka parcha tha ............
Jinmein 2 ki aas nahi................
Chahe palat jaaye dunia magar...................
Ho sakta main paas nahi.......................

Aankh mund kar baith gaya...............
bola hey bhagwan kirpa kar do..............
in parshno ke uttar .................
mere andar thus-thus bhar do..............

Ambar futa aayi gagan se gahriu aawaj.......

hey murkh vyarth kyon rota hai...............
aankh uthakar idhar dekh................

mere andar ke dwar khule................
parche pe chali yun kalam chanchal ..................
jis tarah chalta hai .....................
khet ki chhati pe kisan ka hal......................

likh diya maine.............
likh diya maine.............

likh diya maine.............
 panipat ka dusra vishwa yudh saawan mein..................
jaapan jarman ke bich hua san 1857 mein................
likh diya maine...........

likh diya maine..............
mahtma budh gandhi ji ke chele the.......................
bachpan mein wo unke saath aankh micholi khele the............
likh diya maine............

likh diya maine.............
mohammad gori ne rana ko run mein 10 baar haraya tha..........
mohammad gori ne hind mahasagar america se transport karke mangwaya tha...............
likh diya maine...........

Is tarah anokhe bhawo ke ..............
Chhute vishwa fawware...............
Jo jo prashan yaad nahi the...............
Wo bhi copy pe de maare..............

Jab copy nirishak(teacher) ka paas check hone jaati hai........
Ho gaya nirikshak pagal sa ............
mere uttaro ko dekh dekh...............
bola in sab baccho mein ................
honhaar hai bas yahi ek....................

Sabke parche phaik diye ...............
mere uttar chhant liye....................
00 number dekar saale ne...........
saare number kaat liye..........



kuch jayda hi funny ho gaya but really good
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2005, 05:16:15 AM »
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Itihaas pariksha thi us din........
Chinta se hardya dhadkta tha........
The bure shagun ke ghar se bahar niklte hi.......
Baya nain phadkta tha......

Jitne prashan maine yaad kiye .......
Unmein se aadhe yaad hue.............
Unmein se bhi aadhe yun hi ...........
College jaate jaate barbaad hue............

Tum 8 minute ho late........
Dwar pe khade dwarpal ne jab batlaya..............
Main mail train ki tarah dorta ............
Kamare ke bhitar aaya...........

Parcha haath mein pakad liya..........
Sar chakraya, chhaya andkar, sar jhoom gaya.............

Yeh 100 number ka parcha tha ............
Jinmein 2 ki aas nahi................
Chahe palat jaaye dunia magar...................
Ho sakta main paas nahi.......................

Aankh mund kar baith gaya...............
bola hey bhagwan kirpa kar do..............
in parshno ke uttar .................
mere andar thus-thus bhar do..............

Ambar futa aayi gagan se gahriu aawaj.......

hey murkh vyarth kyon rota hai...............
aankh uthakar idhar dekh................

mere andar ke dwar khule................
parche pe chali yun kalam chanchal ..................
jis tarah chalta hai .....................
khet ki chhati pe kisan ka hal......................

likh diya maine.............
likh diya maine.............

likh diya maine.............
 panipat ka dusra vishwa yudh saawan mein..................
jaapan jarman ke bich hua san 1857 mein................
likh diya maine...........

likh diya maine..............
mahtma budh gandhi ji ke chele the.......................
bachpan mein wo unke saath aankh micholi khele the............
likh diya maine............

likh diya maine.............
mohammad gori ne rana ko run mein 10 baar haraya tha..........
mohammad gori ne hind mahasagar america se transport karke mangwaya tha...............
likh diya maine...........

Is tarah anokhe bhawo ke ..............
Chhute vishwa fawware...............
Jo jo prashan yaad nahi the...............
Wo bhi copy pe de maare..............

Jab copy nirishak(teacher) ka paas check hone jaati hai........
Ho gaya nirikshak pagal sa ............
mere uttaro ko dekh dekh...............
bola in sab baccho mein ................
honhaar hai bas yahi ek....................

Sabke parche phaik diye ...............
mere uttar chhant liye....................
00 number dekar saale ne...........
saare number kaat liye..........



kuch jayda hi funny ho gaya but really good



thanks anu
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2005, 01:49:14 PM »
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arey arey arey ye aapne humein kya bol diya...
theek hai theek hai padh he lete hain apki k liye...


Thanks salma ji hamare liye padne ke liye


haan haan padh liya hai...
kya karein padne ko bola hai...
waise to itni lambi cheez padhna boring hai...
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b]Khuda Ke pass ek wada kar aaye,
Jaldi marne ka faisla kar aaye,
Meri Pheli aur Akhir Mohabbat aap hi ho 'Jaan'
Janat Mein saath rehna ka wada kar aaye.[/b]



Agr Dunya k Azmat ko Gawara kardya hota
Najane ktne sajdo k Qazara karlya hota.
tumari bewafai m yuhi tadapkar marte Nhi,
Agar milne se phle IstiQara karlya hota.

Is duniya mein sab kuchh bikta hai,
phir judai hi rishwat kyun nahi leti,
Marta nahi hai koi kisi se juda hokar,
Bus yaadein hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.

Mohabbat ke imtehan mein humne apni jaan ki bazi lagayi,
wafa ke badle mein humne  bewafayi inaam mein hai paayi.

Kya Sunayein Kisi Ko Raaz-e-Dil,
Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se.

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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2005, 06:19:02 AM »
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arey arey arey ye aapne humein kya bol diya...
theek hai theek hai padh he lete hain apki k liye...


Thanks salma ji hamare liye padne ke liye


haan haan padh liya hai...
kya karein padne ko bola hai...
waise to itni lambi cheez padhna boring hai...


Thanks salma ji
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2005, 09:23:20 AM »
ufffff kya karein padha padha kar mera sar aise dola...
aur mein padh ke gaane lagi dola re dola ..sar mere dola... :p
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b]Khuda Ke pass ek wada kar aaye,
Jaldi marne ka faisla kar aaye,
Meri Pheli aur Akhir Mohabbat aap hi ho 'Jaan'
Janat Mein saath rehna ka wada kar aaye.[/b]



Agr Dunya k Azmat ko Gawara kardya hota
Najane ktne sajdo k Qazara karlya hota.
tumari bewafai m yuhi tadapkar marte Nhi,
Agar milne se phle IstiQara karlya hota.

Is duniya mein sab kuchh bikta hai,
phir judai hi rishwat kyun nahi leti,
Marta nahi hai koi kisi se juda hokar,
Bus yaadein hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.

Mohabbat ke imtehan mein humne apni jaan ki bazi lagayi,
wafa ke badle mein humne  bewafayi inaam mein hai paayi.

Kya Sunayein Kisi Ko Raaz-e-Dil,
Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se.

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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2005, 11:36:52 AM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
ufffff kya karein padha padha kar mera sar aise dola...
aur mein padh ke gaane lagi dola re dola ..sar mere dola... :p



Are salma ji jab tumhara sar khaali hai to main ismein kya kar sakta hoon.  khaali chij dolti hi hai.
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2005, 07:04:28 AM »
khali dabba khali botal khali DIMAG
wow ........le le mere yaar khali hai sab sansaar
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2005, 08:22:47 AM »
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khali dabba khali botal khali DIMAG
wow ........le le mere yaar khali hai sab sansaar


aur khali khoobsurat ki khopdi..........kyonkii...........
are yaar khali dimag nahi hota khopdi hoti hai.............. :idea:
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