Jab se Begum Ne

by desikuri on October 31, 2005, 09:58:47 AM

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desikuri

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Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
Main ne nazroon ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai

Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho
Main ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai

Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai

Sarey kaprey to jala daley hain begum ne
tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai

Wahi Dunya main muqadder ka Sikander yahan Tehra
Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans kar
Maar khaney main bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai


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Delicate_Doll

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Jab se Begum Ne

«Reply #1 on: October 31, 2005, 10:48:53 AM »

nice one desi...bechare pati..........lol


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Jab se Begum Ne

«Reply #2 on: October 31, 2005, 10:54:38 AM »

nIce Desikuri..!!!

maashook ka budhaapaa lazzat dilaa rahaa hai..
angoor ka mazaa ab kishmish mein aarahaa hai...!!


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«Reply #3 on: October 31, 2005, 10:55:40 AM »

Shaayari karna agar itnaa aasaan hoti..
gali ke nukkad par shaayad hamaari paan ki dukaan hoti ...!!


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«Reply #4 on: October 31, 2005, 11:00:06 AM »

gali ke nukkad par shaayad hamaari paan ki dukaan hoti ...!!
paan chabate chabate aapke daanth neeche hote

juz kidding


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«Reply #5 on: October 31, 2005, 11:26:31 AM »

Daant hote to neeche girte....daant hote to neeche girte.....
aapke daant salaamat rahein hameshaa hum dua ye karte rahte...!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #6 on: October 31, 2005, 11:38:20 AM »

wah wah shukriya huzoor
iss baath pe khalo angoor


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«Reply #7 on: October 31, 2005, 11:46:12 AM »

khaa to lete angoor.
khaa to lete angoor,
paise angoor ke tum poochti humse zaroor..
Isliye hum tumhare angoor nahi khaayenge..
Isse to achcha hai hum paan ko angoor samajhkar chabaa jaayenge..!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #8 on: October 31, 2005, 11:52:41 AM »

na khao aangoor
kha lo paan huzoor
paan me mila hai humne kuch zaroor
kha ke kehna wah kya paan hai huzoor


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waheed_rose2004

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Jab se Begum Ne

«Reply #9 on: October 31, 2005, 05:10:37 PM »

lollzzzzzzzzzz desi........friend......salma.....

yeh har samaan kuch na kuch mila deti hai
isko pehle pilao zaher mila hua joose......... tongue3


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desikuri

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«Reply #10 on: November 01, 2005, 10:32:09 AM »

kisko zeher mila hua juice diya ja raha hai
waheed tu aisa kyon bol raha hai


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«Reply #11 on: November 01, 2005, 10:45:41 AM »

waheed tu aisa kyon bol raha hai,
ye raz aise kyun khol raha hai


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«Reply #12 on: November 01, 2005, 11:00:52 AM »

Desi aur Salma dono zaher mila kar ladkon ko juice pilati hai
uske baat ladke ki jaib loot kar bhaag jaati hain..


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«Reply #13 on: November 01, 2005, 11:21:55 AM »

gar ye baat hai to, is baar ulta ho gaya hai,
bekerar bhi inka diya hua juice pee gaya hai,
lekin lootane se bach gaya,
pahale hi apani poori SALARY ki daroo pee gaya hai


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«Reply #14 on: November 02, 2005, 04:24:03 PM »

lollzzzzzzzzz bekarar..........

pahale hi apani poori SALARY ki daroo pee gaya hai
pahale hi apani poori SALARY ki daroo pee gaya hai

na jaane kaise Desi Aur Salma ke haathon abhi tak bacha hai....