kaise batau tum meri kaun ho

by ~Rohan~ on April 21, 2005, 01:29:08 PM
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kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho,
agar main walls ice cream hu to tum meri cone ho..

tum mere aangan ki banyaan tree ho
tumhi meri gateway of india tumhi chowpatty ho..

tum hi battlegun tum chhuri tum talwaar ho
tum hi darji ke dukaan me latki hui dhoti salwaar ho..

tum hi meri nike shoes tum hi football ho
tum hi meri toy car, robot tum hi japanese doll ho..

tum Air India ki wo flight ho jo waqt pe nahi miilti
najane kyu tum har baat pe has haske ho hilti..

tum hi dd news tum hi zee news tum hi bbc news ho
tum aisi tubelight ho jo hamesha rehti fuse ho..

tum meri scooter ,meri esteem meri rocket launcher bhi tum
tum nimbi paani..tum meetha pan tum hi ho bubble gum..

tum ramu ki dukaan me Rs.5 ko milne wali wada pav ho
tum shaamu dudh wale ki  sabse favourite cow ho..

tum kashmir tum manali tum hi meri shimla ho
bhagwaan ne bheja tumhe taaki mera deemag dheela ho..

tum hi malai maarke ek special cutting chai ho
kaise batau tumhe  ki asal me tum kasai ho..
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«Reply #1 on: April 21, 2005, 01:32:36 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzzzz  good one ROHAN

tum amba, tum kaali ,tum hi to durga maiya ho...
naach nahi aata tumko, fir bhi karti ta tha thaiya ho
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«Reply #2 on: April 21, 2005, 01:33:55 PM »
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tum rekha , tum bindu , tum hi helen ho
mummy ke haath me rehta tu woh belan ho
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«Reply #3 on: April 21, 2005, 01:48:49 PM »
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Hahaha bondy bhai

theek kaha aapne

tum phoolan devi tum jhansi ki rani tumhi superwoman ho
padosi ki patni mare jisse usse tum ho bartan ho
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«Reply #4 on: April 21, 2005, 01:59:51 PM »
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lolzzz

tum TOBU cycle tum lambreta scooter ho....
sabko maarna chahe , tum woh HITLER ho
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«Reply #5 on: April 21, 2005, 02:02:13 PM »
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tum meri kal thi tum hi meri aaj ho
tum sabzi market me bikne wali pyaaz ho
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«Reply #6 on: April 21, 2005, 02:06:33 PM »
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kuch bhi naa samjho tum tum itni buddhu ho
jiski sabzi koi naye khaye , tum woh kaddu ho
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«Reply #7 on: April 21, 2005, 02:09:02 PM »
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hahaha lolzzz main samajh gaya kiski baat kar rahe ho aap Winking

kaddu hi nahi kaddu ki sardaaar hai wo
padhle jo agar to dono ka sir fod de wo :lol:
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«Reply #8 on: April 21, 2005, 02:10:36 PM »
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Waah waah kya baat hai Rohan@luna n Raj D.... ...... ;-)
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«Reply #9 on: April 21, 2005, 02:14:06 PM »
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Waah waah kya baat hai Rohan@luna n Raj D.... ...... ;-)


hume wah wah kehti ho khud kitni lajawaab ho
mere padhen se pehle hi band ho jaati ho aisi tum kitaab ho lol  :wink:
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«Reply #10 on: April 21, 2005, 02:14:28 PM »
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lolzz nahi ROHAN bhai itni himmat nahi hai mujhme ke kisi ki shaan mein kuch bolu...lol


jis nal se paani naa aaye uss nal ki toti ho tum
haathi bhi sharma jaye itni bhari aur moti ho tum
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«Reply #11 on: April 21, 2005, 02:15:47 PM »
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lolzzzzz kyaa baat hai

jis nal se paani naa aaye uss nal ki toti ho tum
mumbai me paani ka supply free hojaaye itna roti ho tum
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«Reply #12 on: April 21, 2005, 02:16:02 PM »
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tum kta parhoge ankhon pe to chasma hai
luna le jaa..baahar kya haseen sama hai
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«Reply #13 on: April 21, 2005, 02:17:59 PM »
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tum mumbai tum kasara .. puna ho tum
baar baar kick dene pe bhi start na ho meri khatara luna ho tum
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«Reply #14 on: April 21, 2005, 02:18:32 PM »
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Waah waah kya baat hai Rohan@luna n Raj D.... ...... ;-)


ye Raj D kuch samajh nahi aaya   docterni ji ...lol   kya aapka matlab RAJU DADA   se hai lolzzz
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