kharcha:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

majid

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Jaibb main paise nahii, aur iishq main haii kitnaa kharchaa
Jo bhii tha luta diyaa ,ab mere pass kuch bhii naa bachaa

Chain kii neend thi khushi ke aanshu dhadakta hua ek dil thaa
Chain ki neend na aanshu ,abb to hai tanhaa raaton kaa morchaa

Muskuraahat ,adaayain, sharm se ladii yovann ke sunhare din the
Na rahaa kuch bhii ,abb karnaa padegaa socho kitnaa khrachaa

Banaavatt kii adaayain aur banavatt kaa hi sajnaa dhajnaa
So bimaarii iss pyaar ke khaatirr, aur DR kaa lambaa parchaa

Jaibb main paise nahii aur iishq main haii kitnaa kharchaa
Jo bhii thaa lutaa diyaa, aab mere pass kuch bhii naa bachaa


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kharcha

«Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 11:04:09 AM »

wah Wah

Jaib main paise nahin aur ishq karna hai zaroor ?
Aapne ladki ke sandle abhi nahin dekhe huzoor Winking


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«Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 11:30:01 AM »

bahut ache majid


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«Reply #3 on: November 28, 2006, 03:53:54 PM »

Kabhi kehte thhe chaand taare tod laayeingey,
Aaj kehtey hai yeh ki Ishq bahut kharcheela hai... Puzzled !

Khuda bachaaye is badaltii fitrat ke ladkon sey,
Innke deemaag wala screw shayad dheela hai... :D


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«Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 10:57:33 AM »

:D nice ones majid!


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«Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 01:51:11 PM »

Itni mehgai mein Janab dil na kiissi se lagana
Hardworkin se paseey aate hai yun na gawana
Hotel ke bill bhar bhar ke apni kmai ki 'e dost
Yun na bedardi se kabhi Waat lagwana !!


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«Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 02:09:56 PM »

Kaun kehtaa hai tumsey ki Hotel mey khaana khilao..
Yaa hardwork se kamaii daulat ko hum par lutao, Puzzled !

Khud he hum logo ke aage peeche majnu sey phirte ho, tongue3

Samajh mey nahin aata phir kharche se kyon darte ho... Puzzled !

Show off karna to jaise aap logo ki poorani aadat hoti hai.. Puzzled !

Koi phas jaaye jhaanse mey to us ladki ki he shamat hoti hai... sad5

Hotel, Mobile ka bill kya Petrol bhi uske paison se bharte ho... tongue3

Samajh mey nahin aata phir kharche se kyon darte ho... Puzzled !


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«Reply #7 on: December 02, 2006, 12:03:12 PM »

Apni soorat inhone kabhi aaine mey dekhi he nahin..
Kyonki Dekhegey agar aainaa, toh aainaa bhi toot jaayega... :D
Kharch kar daali poori salary jinhone aur ab rotey hai,
Dekhnaa mere baad post karne wohi Rotaa hua bhoot aayega... tongue3


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kharcha

«Reply #8 on: December 02, 2006, 12:12:13 PM »

lage raho


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kharcha

«Reply #9 on: December 04, 2006, 08:50:11 AM »

masallah kya likha hai Shikha sis n Majid....

kyun ayina khareedne pe kharcha karte ho
koi dekhe na dekhe khud hi apni surat ka charcha karte ho
koi dhung ke kaam kiya karo
kyun faalto mein time waste kiya karte ho


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kharcha

«Reply #10 on: December 04, 2006, 08:51:00 AM »

Aainna dekh ke sabhi se begana ho gya
Khud apne hi husn ka dewana ho gya
Khomi Mukabla husn ke hissa meiney bhi liya magar
AurooN ko cup mile mujhey zurmana ho gya !!


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kharcha

«Reply #11 on: December 04, 2006, 09:06:38 AM »

congrates...

khud ki surat pe itna itraya na karo
yun hi ache lagte ho facial karwaya na karo
drakula lagte ho....chashma lagaya na karo


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«Reply #12 on: December 04, 2006, 09:09:41 AM »

Facial aur bleach mein karcha hai bda
Meri tavcha ka raaz, lux aur kya !!!


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kharcha

«Reply #13 on: December 04, 2006, 09:17:56 AM »

dil acha ho to surat bhi achi nazar aati hai
kayi saalon se Pears ki tikiya hi mujhe bhaati hai


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«Reply #14 on: December 04, 2006, 09:19:42 AM »

Jo na nhaye iss se woh rhe kala
Nya lux hai ab bahut jaaghwala !!


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