PATNI KO PARMESWAR MANO

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«Reply #105 on: August 29, 2006, 02:41:01 PM »
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Jinki kilkaari sey kabhi ghar goonjta tha inka..  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Aaj unko hi yeh rukawat maantey hai…  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
Gadde par sone ke liye bachhon ko neend ki goli dena,  :twisted:  :twisted:
Sach mey kameeney hai yeh, lekin nahin khud ko pehchaantey hai… tongue3
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aap in bhai saheb ki personal zindgi mein kyn taang adati ho,
kya inhe aapne biwi ke saath soota dekh ker jal jaati ho.
doosro ko dekhker hairaan mat hona
bhagwaan tunhe bhi dega pareshan mat hona.



In saheb ki personal zindagi mey hum nahin taang adatey hai...   Puzzled ! :D
Insey hi poochiye kyon humarey peechey bhaagey chaley aatey hai..  :D
Jab biwi hai ghar par to Ghar par kyon nahin yeh rehtey hai...  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Saara dinn dil ko ley kar hatheli par humari gali mey hi ghoomtey hai..  :D  :D  :D
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dil le ke ghoomte hai kisi ke pyaar ke liye,
ek haseena ke liye dildar ke liye,
per haseena ki chah mein dhoka kha rahe hai,
maaf ker dena inko pata nhi hai ye chudail ke peeche jaa rahe hai.
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«Reply #106 on: August 29, 2006, 02:41:36 PM »
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Ek ek baat tumhaari aaj tumhari biwi ko main bataungi... :evil:
Dekhna ghar jaa kar aaj tumhari biwi sey hi tumhey pitwaaungi... :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
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Ek ek baat tumhari bhi aaj apni biwi ko zaroor bataunga
Pitna to door ki baat hai, maa kasam aaj gadde par so paoonga tongue3
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«Reply #107 on: August 29, 2006, 02:48:01 PM »
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Jinki kilkaari sey kabhi ghar goonjta tha inka..  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Aaj unko hi yeh rukawat maantey hai…  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
Gadde par sone ke liye bachhon ko neend ki goli dena,  :twisted:  :twisted:
Sach mey kameeney hai yeh, lekin nahin khud ko pehchaantey hai… tongue3
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aap in bhai saheb ki personal zindgi mein kyn taang adati ho,
kya inhe aapne biwi ke saath soota dekh ker jal jaati ho.
doosro ko dekhker hairaan mat hona
bhagwaan tunhe bhi dega pareshan mat hona.



In saheb ki personal zindagi mey hum nahin taang adatey hai...   Puzzled ! :D
Insey hi poochiye kyon humarey peechey bhaagey chaley aatey hai..  :D
Jab biwi hai ghar par to Ghar par kyon nahin yeh rehtey hai...  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Saara dinn dil ko ley kar hatheli par humari gali mey hi ghoomtey hai..  :D  :D  :D
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dil le ke ghoomte hai kisi ke pyaar ke liye,
ek haseena ke liye dildar ke liye,
per haseena ki chah mein dhoka kha rahe hai,
maaf ker dena inko pata nhi hai ye chudail ke peeche jaa rahe hai.

Achha hua jo aap ney inhey asliyat sey milwa diya...  :D
Ek chudail hi sahi... kuch to naam humko diya,  :D  :D
Humey naa maaloom tha ki sheher bhar ke bhoot pehchaantey hai humey...  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Bhooton ke sardaar bada upkaar aapney hum par kiya...   :D  :D  :D
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«Reply #108 on: August 29, 2006, 02:49:26 PM »
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Ek ek baat tumhaari aaj tumhari biwi ko main bataungi... :evil:
Dekhna ghar jaa kar aaj tumhari biwi sey hi tumhey pitwaaungi... :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
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Ek ek baat tumhari bhi aaj apni biwi ko zaroor bataunga
Pitna to door ki baat hai, maa kasam aaj gadde par so paoonga tongue3


kabhi koi subh samachar humein bhi sunao yaar,
kaun aisa aisa raaz hai iska humein bhi batao yaar.
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«Reply #109 on: August 29, 2006, 02:50:37 PM »
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dil le ke ghoomte hai kisi ke pyaar ke liye,
ek haseena ke liye dildar ke liye,
per haseena ki chah mein dhoka kha rahe hai,
maaf ker dena inko pata nhi hai ye chudail ke peeche jaa rahe hai.

 :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

Chudail mere peeche pad gayi koi mujhe bachana
Patni ko parmeshwar maanta hoon isko jara samjhana  :D  :D  :D
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«Reply #110 on: August 29, 2006, 02:53:57 PM »
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Ek ek baat tumhaari aaj tumhari biwi ko main bataungi... :evil:
Dekhna ghar jaa kar aaj tumhari biwi sey hi tumhey pitwaaungi... :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
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Ek ek baat tumhari bhi aaj apni biwi ko zaroor bataunga
Pitna to door ki baat hai, maa kasam aaj gadde par so paoonga tongue3



Aapki biwi ko abhi mainey phone lagaya hai...  :D
Aapke iraadon ke baarey mey usey batlaya hai...  :D
Woh kehti hai, inkey kharraton ney meri neendon ko udaaya hai.,  :D  :D
Bachhon ko aaj inhoney gadde par sulaya hai aur khud
Unhoney aaj sey dari par soney ka plan banaya hai... tongue3
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«Reply #111 on: August 29, 2006, 02:55:26 PM »
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Ek ek baat tumhaari aaj tumhari biwi ko main bataungi... :evil:
Dekhna ghar jaa kar aaj tumhari biwi sey hi tumhey pitwaaungi... :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
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Ek ek baat tumhari bhi aaj apni biwi ko zaroor bataunga
Pitna to door ki baat hai, maa kasam aaj gadde par so paoonga tongue3


yu isko patane ka irada aapne hi dil mein tod do,
miss. chudail ye baccha hai aap iska peecha chor do.
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«Reply #112 on: August 29, 2006, 02:58:22 PM »
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Chudail mere peeche pad gayi koi mujhe bachana
Patni ko parmeshwar maanta hoon isko jara batana  :D  :D  :D

aap ka jhoot hum ne hai jaana
yeh dhoka kissi aur ko dena
bataye gi jab shikha biwi ko tumhari
tu apna sar phele hi mundwah lena..... :D  
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«Reply #113 on: August 29, 2006, 02:58:34 PM »
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Ek ek baat tumhaari aaj tumhari biwi ko main bataungi... :evil:
Dekhna ghar jaa kar aaj tumhari biwi sey hi tumhey pitwaaungi... :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
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Ek ek baat tumhari bhi aaj apni biwi ko zaroor bataunga
Pitna to door ki baat hai, maa kasam aaj gadde par so paoonga tongue3


yu isko patane ka irada aapne hi dil mein tod do,
miss. chudail ye baccha hai aap iska peecha chor do.



Tum jaisey logo ke peechey to koi chudail bhi pad sakti nahin...
Lagta hai aainey mey tum logo ney soorat apni dekhi nahin....  :D  :D  :D
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«Reply #114 on: August 29, 2006, 03:02:42 PM »
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yu isko patane ka irada aapne hi dil mein tod do,
miss. chudail ye baccha hai aap iska peecha chor do.

Mere ko baccha bata kar khud aage nikal liye
Miss. Chudail ko pata kar bhai kidhar chal diye :D :D :D
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«Reply #115 on: August 29, 2006, 03:05:39 PM »
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Ek ek baat tumhaari aaj tumhari biwi ko main bataungi... :evil:
Dekhna ghar jaa kar aaj tumhari biwi sey hi tumhey pitwaaungi... :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:
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Ek ek baat tumhari bhi aaj apni biwi ko zaroor bataunga
Pitna to door ki baat hai, maa kasam aaj gadde par so paoonga tongue3


yu isko patane ka irada aapne hi dil mein tod do,
miss. chudail ye baccha hai aap iska peecha chor do.



Tum jaisey logo ke peechey to koi chudail bhi pad sakti nahin...
Lagta hai aainey mey tum logo ney soorat apni dekhi nahin....  :D  :D  :D
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aapi surat nhi dekhe to bhi chalta tha
aap ki dekhi jo surat hum to aise dar gaye.
jaise poultry farm ke chujje,
aandon mein nikalne se pahle hi mar gaye.
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«Reply #116 on: August 29, 2006, 03:08:07 PM »
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Chudail mere peeche pad gayi koi mujhe bachana
Patni ko parmeshwar maanta hoon isko jara batana  :D  :D  :D

aap ka jhoot hum ne hai jaana
yeh dhoka kissi aur ko dena
bataye gi jab shikha biwi ko tumhari
tu apna sar phele hi mundwah lena..... :D  


Lo ji mauka dekh kar inho ne bhi apni haazri lagai
Mohalle mein hajamat sirf inhi ka karta hai bhai :D (jk)
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«Reply #117 on: August 29, 2006, 03:10:30 PM »
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yu isko patane ka irada aapne hi dil mein tod do,
miss. chudail ye baccha hai aap iska peecha chor do.

Mere ko baccha bata kar khud aage nikal liye
Miss. Chudail ko pata kar bhai kidhar chal diye :D :D :D


aaray yaar tum bacche ho
chudail se thoda dara karo.
aur.. meri baat yu sabke saamne mat bolo
jaanam kuch to samjha karo.
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«Reply #118 on: August 29, 2006, 03:14:00 PM »
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aapi surat nhi dekhe to bhi chalta tha
aap ki dekhi jo surat hum to aise dar gaye.
jaise poultry farm ke chujje,
aandon mein nikalne se pahle hi mar gaye.



Aaiye hum aapka yeh veham tod dey,  Puzzled !
Woh anddey hi kehlaatey hai jo baahar
nikalney sey pehley apna dum tod dey..  :D  :D
Khair chooje hi hai aap ko hum sey milney se
pehley hi kar liya hai suicide...  ](*,)  ](*,)  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Abhi tak nahin kiya to aaiye hum aapka
aaj Sir phodh dey...  :D :D :D
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«Reply #119 on: August 29, 2006, 03:15:58 PM »
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aaray yaar tum bacche ho
chudail se thoda dara karo.
aur.. meri baat yu sabke saamne mat bolo
jaanam kuch to samjha karo.

"Jaanam samjha karo" yeh to ek hit gaana hai
Kya salman bhai se bhi chudail ko milana hai  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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