!!!..Pyar ki band baja di..!!!

by nashwani on November 13, 2013, 01:26:38 AM
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Iss ghatna ka kisi bhi vastvik patr se koi sambandh nahi hai..Aur agar aisa hota hai to ise mahaz ittefaq kaha jayega.. tongue3 tongue3


Do khaali bartan naa takraye to maza kaisa,,
Aur jo ek hi maza le jaaye to hai ye saza jaisa..

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ham unke lamboo jee, ooo hamaar moti hai,,
Par bhagae aise, jaise P.T usha si sporty hai..

Bandh le jisse, umar bhar ke liye khoonte* se,,
Ka kahe ham, kamaria tak to unki choti hai..

Khud khaaye vo chilli with paneer manga ke,,
Aur hamka khilaye hari tazi, bade nouty* hai..

Laye jo gazra saja ke, gobhi ka phool kehlaya,,
Pyar ki band baja di, aankhe.N hai ya goti hai..

Akele thali me paros de to swad bhi na aaye,,
Ham sarso da saag hun, oo makke di roti hai..


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

*khoonte = cylindrical rod generally used to
 tie cows and buffaloes
*nouty = naughty
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«Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 03:19:50 AM »
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«Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 08:31:17 AM »
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«Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 08:59:02 AM »
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«Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 01:12:58 PM »
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bahut bahut khoob..
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«Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 01:42:43 PM »
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Quote from: nashwani on November 13, 2013, 01:26:38 AM
Iss ghatna ka kisi bhi vastvik patr se koi sambandh nahi hai..Aur agar aisa hota hai to ise mahaz ittefaq kaha jayega.. tongue3 tongue3


Do khaali bartan naa takraye to maza kaisa,,
Aur jo ek hi maza le jaaye to hai ye saza jaisa..

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ham unke lamboo jee, ooo hamaar moti hai,,
Par bhagae aise, jaise P.T usha si sporty hai..

Bandh le jisse, umar bhar ke liye khoonte* se,,
Ka kahe ham, kamaria tak to unki choti hai..

Khud khaaye vo chilli with paneer manga ke,,
Aur hamka khilaye hari tazi, bade nouty* hai..

Laye jo gazra saja ke, gobhi ka phool kehlaya,,
Pyar ki band baja di, aankhe.N hai ya goti hai..

Akele thali me paros de to swad bhi na aaye,,
Ham sarso da saag hun, oo makke di roti hai..


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

*khoonte = cylindrical rod generally used to
 tie cows and buffaloes
*nouty = naughty




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acha likhe.N hain per eeeeeee bataaye kee aap kee mehraao kaun se prant kee hain.

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«Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 03:25:52 PM »
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Quote from: nashwani on November 13, 2013, 01:26:38 AM
Iss ghatna ka kisi bhi vastvik patr se koi sambandh nahi hai..Aur agar aisa hota hai to ise mahaz ittefaq kaha jayega.. tongue3 tongue3


Do khaali bartan naa takraye to maza kaisa,,
Aur jo ek hi maza le jaaye to hai ye saza jaisa..

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ham unke lamboo jee, ooo hamaar moti hai,,
Par bhagae aise, jaise P.T usha si sporty hai..

Bandh le jisse, umar bhar ke liye khoonte* se,,
Ka kahe ham, kamaria tak to unki choti hai..

Khud khaaye vo chilli with paneer manga ke,,
Aur hamka khilaye hari tazi, bade nouty* hai..

Laye jo gazra saja ke, gobhi ka phool kehlaya,,
Pyar ki band baja di, aankhe.N hai ya goti hai..

Akele thali me paros de to swad bhi na aaye,,
Ham sarso da saag hun, oo makke di roti hai..


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

*khoonte = cylindrical rod generally used to
 tie cows and buffaloes
*nouty = naughty

achha to eee baat hai birjuwa ...yaha isak ladai jara hai,
bartan ke saat isliye hum kahat rahe ghar ka bartan kam kahe nazar awat hai.


kaun ladki phasaye ho jo gobi ka phool lagaye hai,

aaaray ladki phasai hai ke bhans ,,,choti
to bhans ki poonch se lambi rahi ,,


bohut achha mazahiya kalaam pesh kiya hai NAshwani jee

bohut maza aya padhkar lajwaaab
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«Reply #7 on: November 13, 2013, 03:42:12 PM »
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bahot khooooooob...
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«Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 04:14:06 PM »
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Quote from: nashwani on November 13, 2013, 01:26:38 AM
Iss ghatna ka kisi bhi vastvik patr se koi sambandh nahi hai..Aur agar aisa hota hai to ise mahaz ittefaq kaha jayega.. tongue3 tongue3


Do khaali bartan naa takraye to maza kaisa,,
Aur jo ek hi maza le jaaye to hai ye saza jaisa..

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ham unke lamboo jee, ooo hamaar moti hai,,
Par bhagae aise, jaise P.T usha si sporty hai..

Bandh le jisse, umar bhar ke liye khoonte* se,,
Ka kahe ham, kamaria tak to unki choti hai..

Khud khaaye vo chilli with paneer manga ke,,
Aur hamka khilaye hari tazi, bade nouty* hai..

Laye jo gazra saja ke, gobhi ka phool kehlaya,,
Pyar ki band baja di, aankhe.N hai ya goti hai..

Akele thali me paros de to swad bhi na aaye,,
Ham sarso da saag hun, oo makke di roti hai..


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

*khoonte = cylindrical rod generally used to
 tie cows and buffaloes
*nouty = naughty

hahaha mast hai
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«Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 04:43:37 PM »
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«Reply #10 on: November 13, 2013, 05:14:42 PM »
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Quote from: nashwani on November 13, 2013, 01:26:38 AM
Iss ghatna ka kisi bhi vastvik patr se koi sambandh nahi hai..Aur agar aisa hota hai to ise mahaz ittefaq kaha jayega.. tongue3 tongue3


Do khaali bartan naa takraye to maza kaisa,,
Aur jo ek hi maza le jaaye to hai ye saza jaisa..

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ham unke lamboo jee, ooo hamaar moti hai,,
Par bhagae aise, jaise P.T usha si sporty hai..

Bandh le jisse, umar bhar ke liye khoonte* se,,
Ka kahe ham, kamaria tak to unki choti hai..

Khud khaaye vo chilli with paneer manga ke,,
Aur hamka khilaye hari tazi, bade nouty* hai..

Laye jo gazra saja ke, gobhi ka phool kehlaya,,
Pyar ki band baja di, aankhe.N hai ya goti hai..

Akele thali me paros de to swad bhi na aaye,,
Ham sarso da saag hun, oo makke di roti hai..


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

*khoonte = cylindrical rod generally used to
 tie cows and buffaloes
*nouty = naughty

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«Reply #11 on: November 13, 2013, 06:41:31 PM »
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Hamaar Bachwa eee kauchi hai.. Tani humka bhi bataii diyo oo kaun hai..

Mujhe itne achhe se to nhi aata hai but thoda bahot aata hai...

Btw; Niceee onee.. tooo good...

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«Reply #12 on: November 13, 2013, 08:54:20 PM »
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Masti masti mein bahut masttttttttt likh diye ho Ashwani... maza aa gaya padhkar.. Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #13 on: November 13, 2013, 11:58:19 PM »
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Quote from: jeet jainam on November 13, 2013, 03:19:50 AM
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Thankyou ! jeet sahab..happy9
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Quote from: sksaini4 on November 13, 2013, 08:31:17 AM
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Thankyou ! sirjee..happy9
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