I didnt wrote this my bro wrote this and i kinda find it funny.......so thought of sharing!!

The first time I saw her, I knew she is the one
After couple of years, I asked her do you want to be my hun
She said dude, I know this is gonna sound really rude
But you eat lots of food
You have to lose some weight
And I heard rumour last year that you aint straight
Well thats just great
I know you are really funny
But i like guyz with lots of money
This idea of you being my honey, aint gonna work
so quit it you little jerk
and wipe that smirk of your face
or i'll chase you with a mace
And If you won't stop i'll choke you with my shoe lace
I dont mean to sound really mean or create big scene
But your breath smells like kerosene so get some listerine
and still if u wont stop, I'll call my brother kene
He willl chop your throat of dene