~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai

Servent : nai saheb !

Boss :- Neeche kya dek rahe ho meri taraf dekho ........!


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 09:22:31 AM »

KOi Sansoo me samaya sa lagta hai

kisi ko dil me basaya sa lagta hai

uuuse milne ke tammana hai lekin

aane jane ka kiraya b lagta hai............![/color][/size]


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 09:24:15 AM »

MAN BEFORE MARRIAGE SUPERMAN

AFTER MARRIAGE GENTLEMAN

5 YEAR LATER WATCHMAN

10 YEAR LATER APNE HI JAAL MEIN

FASAA HUA SPIDERMAN .............!


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 09:26:01 AM »

For pepsi “sharukh”

For coke “aaMIR”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

For thums up “salman”

Don’t worry kanche wali bottle “apke naam”


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kashiif

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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 09:38:09 AM »

ek shaam kisii bazm mein juute jo kho gaye,

ham ne kahaa bataaiiye ghar kaise jaayenge

kahane lage ke sher sunaate raho yuun hii

ginte nahiin banenge abhii itne aayenge


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 09:39:06 AM »

woh is khushfehmi main bharray baithay hain
kay hum unn pay marray baithay hain

actually hum un pay marray baithay hai
jo un say zara se parray baithay hain


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 09:40:19 AM »

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,

phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,

phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,

aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at bar


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kashiif

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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 09:41:48 AM »

Kadam Kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakna,
Mushkil samay me bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna,

Hamari yaadon ki khushbu zaroor ayegi,
Tum bas tumhari NAAK saaf rakhna"


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kashiif

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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 08:52:23 AM »

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,

Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,

Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 08:55:53 AM »

Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai
Jaane Kyon Woh Office Mein Marte Hai
Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai
Jaane Kyon Woh Office Mein Marte Hai
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Kaam Mein sochiye to bas gum hai
Kaam Mein Jo zulam Ho Woh Kam Hai
Kaam par Sar Jhukana Padta Hai
Dukh hoke muskurana padta hai
Zehar kyon zindagi mein bharte hai
Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Kaam bin jeeeeneee mein rakha kya hai
Kaam jisko nahinnn woh kad-ka hai
Kaam bin jeene mein rakha kya hai
Kaam jisko nahin woh kadka hai
Kaam sau ki note laata hai
Kaam hi pet bhar khilata hai
Log mar mar ke kaam karte hai
Jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Kaam ek badi musibat hai
Kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai
Hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche
Arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche
Hoooo aage kya khak log badhte hai
Ek hi post par woh sadte hai
Jaane Kyooon..
Kaam toh aise hi sab karte hai


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 08:56:43 AM »

Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana,

Apna samjho ya begana,

Suno dil ka afsana,

Ki garmi bahut hain,

Din mein teen baar nahana....


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 09:09:57 AM »

bahut ache kashif

lekin is me bahut sare jokes hai jo yaha thik nahi lagte


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #12 on: January 25, 2008, 08:24:42 AM »

Quote from: samnoj on January 22, 2008, 09:09:57 AM

bahut ache kashif

lekin is me bahut sare jokes hai jo yaha thik nahi lagte

ok...sir......aage se mind me rakhuga.........

thx for advice..........


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #13 on: January 25, 2008, 01:47:04 PM »

good... aap samajhdar lagte ho


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Re: ~~~~~ THORA SA MUSKURA DO ~~~~~

«Reply #14 on: January 27, 2008, 01:21:35 PM »

Kal jab mile the....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyaar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server Shut down.....!


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