turn downs...

Boi: Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
Gurl : Why not??
Boi : I'm broke.

Boi: May I hold your hand??
Gurl : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Gurl: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boi : Were you away??

Gurl: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Boi : What time was it??

Gurl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boi : You love me...

Gurl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boi : Sure, what's your phone number??

Gurl: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
Boi : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

Gurl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Boi : Don't you ever want to improve??

Boi: I love you and I could die for you!
Gurl : How soon??

Boi: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Gurl : Yes, but would you stay there??

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Boi: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm seated.
Gurl: So what do you do?
Boi: I close my eyes

Wife: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour....
Husband: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life.

Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

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