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by jhallo on September 01, 2004, 02:08:50 AM
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There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in  pineapple
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France
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«Reply #1 on: September 01, 2004, 04:19:39 AM »
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ha ha ha ha ha jhallo ji kamal hai. bahoot acha likha hai
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«Reply #2 on: September 01, 2004, 06:09:32 AM »
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why is there no sand in sandhurst road?
why we cant find any cotton in cotton green?
why there is no church in churchgate?


uff forget it
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«Reply #3 on: September 01, 2004, 06:13:38 AM »
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enlish is a funny language there4
if to is called tu
n do is         du
then y go is not gu
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«Reply #4 on: September 01, 2004, 11:49:53 AM »
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if a speak of a foot and u show me ur feet,
and i give u a boot, wud a pair be called beet???

the masculine pronouns are he, his and him
but imagine the feminine she, shis and shim
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«Reply #5 on: September 01, 2004, 01:59:42 PM »
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jhallo yaar tum kabhi kabhi acha bhi likhte ho
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«Reply #6 on: September 02, 2004, 04:55:31 AM »
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thanku thanku hai ji aapko bhi bahut bahut
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«Reply #7 on: September 02, 2004, 04:56:02 AM »
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A boy who swims may say he swum,
     But milk is skimmed and seldom skum,
     And nails you trim; they are not trum.

     When words you speak, these words are spoken,
     But a nose is tweaked and can't be twoken.
     And what you seek is seldom soken.

     If we forget, then we've forgotten,
     But things we wet are never wotten,
     And houses let cannot be lotten.

     The things one sells are always sold,
     But fog dispelled are not dispold,
     And what you smell is never smold.

     When young, a top you oft saw spun,
     But did you see a grin ever grun,
     Or a potato neatly skun?
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«Reply #8 on: September 02, 2004, 06:26:35 AM »
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why is there no sand in sandhurst road?
why we cant find any cotton in cotton green?
why there is no church in churchgate?


uff forget it


in sandhurst road still there is sand
but to keep those sand there is no land
there is cotten in cotten green
but sorry, cotten are no longer greeen
who says? no church in church gate
when
one can even find coal in the colgate
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«Reply #9 on: September 02, 2004, 02:55:37 PM »
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wah mateen ji acha jawab hai

nishita ji hai koi jawaab
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«Reply #10 on: September 02, 2004, 04:05:32 PM »
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lopji...saMNoj ji aagaye hamare refree...lolz
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«Reply #11 on: September 02, 2004, 10:32:44 PM »
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wowowowowoow nice all
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«Reply #12 on: September 03, 2004, 05:45:20 AM »
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wowowowowoow nice all

 
kya kya tareeke hain tareef ke
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«Reply #13 on: September 03, 2004, 12:45:17 PM »
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tareef un ki hoti hai jo humaare jaise hote hai
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«Reply #14 on: September 03, 2004, 02:13:59 PM »
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sach hi kaha dost

tareef unki hoti hai jo tumhare jaise hote hain
galian bhi unhe hi milti hai jo tumhare jaise hote hain
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