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God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called
together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in
the World:

1. President of USA Barrack Obama, 2. Chinese President Xi Jinping,
and 3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh ...

"The World will End soon now," God told them. "You must go and tell
all the People.

" Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television. "I've Good News
and BAD News"he said. "The Good News is that we have been Right, there
is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World."


The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message: "I've Bad
News and WORSE News," he said. "The Bad News is that we have been
Wrong all along - there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending
the World."


The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and
tells her:"I've Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that
God thinks I'm one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World.
The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop
Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World...


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«Reply #1 on: March 23, 2014, 05:30:54 PM »
waah waah
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«Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 06:34:48 PM »
nice one... Laughing hard
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«Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 10:47:55 PM »
God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called
together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in
the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama, 2. Chinese President Xi Jinping,
and 3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh ...
"The World will End soon now," God told them. "You must go and tell
all the People.
" Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television. "I've Good News
and BAD News"he said. "The Good News is that we have been Right, there
is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World."
 Clapping Smiley  Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message: "I've Bad
News and WORSE News," he said. "The Bad News is that we have been
Wrong all along - there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending
the World."
 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and
tells her:"I've Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that
God thinks I'm one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World.
The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop
Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World...
 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
vry vry nice hehehehe
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«Reply #4 on: March 24, 2014, 01:47:09 PM »
waah waah
thanx saini ji
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«Reply #5 on: March 24, 2014, 01:47:41 PM »
nice one... Laughing hard
thanx ekta ji
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«Reply #6 on: March 24, 2014, 01:48:20 PM »
God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called
together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in
the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama, 2. Chinese President Xi Jinping,
and 3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh ...
"The World will End soon now," God told them. "You must go and tell
all the People.
" Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television. "I've Good News
and BAD News"he said. "The Good News is that we have been Right, there
is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World."
 Clapping Smiley  Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message: "I've Bad
News and WORSE News," he said. "The Bad News is that we have been
Wrong all along - there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending
the World."
 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and
tells her:"I've Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that
God thinks I'm one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World.
The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop
Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World...
 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
vry vry nice hehehehe
thanx jeet ji
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