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by nikss on November 06, 2013, 03:59:48 AM
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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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«Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 04:01:05 AM »
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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
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«Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 04:01:46 AM »
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Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

HAHHAHAHA VERRYYY NICEE... SAME AS MERI FRND NE BHI CLASS MEIN SUNAYA THA...
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«Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 05:15:39 AM »
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waah waah
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«Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 05:35:57 AM »
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Nice One.
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«Reply #5 on: November 06, 2013, 09:40:27 AM »
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ha haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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«Reply #6 on: November 06, 2013, 10:35:23 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
really very funny....  Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #7 on: November 06, 2013, 02:21:23 PM »
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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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«Reply #8 on: November 06, 2013, 06:16:58 PM »
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Bhai Kya Ye Aapne Likha Hai?
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«Reply #9 on: November 07, 2013, 02:54:53 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Maza aa gaya padhke.. but posted in wrong section..
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«Reply #10 on: November 29, 2013, 04:44:46 AM »
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wo kyun g
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«Reply #11 on: November 29, 2013, 04:46:24 AM »
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Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna
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Dunya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chaiye
Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol Gappe K Sath
Uska Pani…
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«Reply #12 on: November 29, 2013, 04:47:26 AM »
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Race Dekhte Howe Sardar
Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?
2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.
Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..Huh?
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«Reply #13 on: November 29, 2013, 04:49:04 AM »
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Life Mein Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
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Cream Biscuit Mein Cream Hoti hai
Lekin
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Tiger Biscuit Mein Tiger Nahi Hota…
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«Reply #14 on: November 29, 2013, 04:49:50 AM »
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Fakeer: Moula k Naam Par Kuch Dedo?
Admi: Tamaator Khao.
Fakeer: Khaana Dedo?
Admi: Tamaator Khao.
Fakeer: Acha Roti Hi Dedo?
Admi: Tamaator Khao.
Fakeer: Aakhir Tamator Hi Q Khaaon?
Admi ki B.V Aa Kar Boli:
Ye Totla Hai, Keh Raha Hai, Kamaa Kar Khao.
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