12 pieces of advice for women

1 Don’t imagine you can change a man — unless he’s in diapers.

2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3 If they put a man on the moon — they should be able to put them all up there.

4 Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

5 Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6 Men are all the same — they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7 Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8 Women don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9 Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10  Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11  If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12 Sadly, all men are created equal.