Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

by suman59 on February 14, 2013, 03:37:44 PM

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suman59

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A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine,
aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaaa..!


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Iftakhar Ahmad

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Re: Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

«Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 06:23:06 PM »

Haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


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sbechain

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Re: Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

«Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 06:27:25 PM »

Quote from: suman59 on February 14, 2013, 03:37:44 PM

suman ji

aap apne shauhar ko is tarah aazmaati hain so funny .........!


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shubham goyal

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Re: Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

«Reply #3 on: February 15, 2013, 05:53:41 AM »


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Re: Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

«Reply #4 on: February 16, 2013, 09:59:55 AM »

Quote from: suman59 on February 14, 2013, 03:37:44 PM

waaaaaaaaaaaaah


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Re: Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

«Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 03:21:25 AM »

ya bat kya bat Laughing hard


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deepansh

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Re: Aaj tu bas ghar aajaaaa....!!

«Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 05:49:35 PM »

7 TYPES OF GIRLS ...
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1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment
you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks
beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally
called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't
leave
even after format... :x tongue3