Aap K Liye

by Roja on May 14, 2009, 04:03:21 PM
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Teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything

Studant:you can call him any thing,because he cannot hear anything.


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Why women live a better, longer & peacefull life?

Because women dont have a wife...  tongue3
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 04:05:25 PM »
lol Laughing hard Laughing hard
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angel4u
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«Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 05:02:07 PM »
hahahahha
mast hai, kidhar gayi tu tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 03:16:05 PM »
Thanks dear Talat and dear hasina  tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 03:17:07 PM »
TEACHER NE MONU SE KAHA-  "MONU, IS BAR TUMHE 80% ANK LANE HAI."

MONU BOLA- "SIR, IS BAAR MAI 80% NAHI 100% ANK LAUNGA."

TEACHER BADA HAIRAN HUA- "TUM KYO MAJAK KAR RAHE HO."

MONU NE KAHA- "PAHLE MAJAK SHURU  KISNE KIYA THA ?"


 Giggle
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«Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 03:19:47 PM »
TEACHER NE MONTU SE PUCHHA-

"MONTU TUM AAJ PHIR SCHOOL LATE AAYE HO. KAB UTHTE HO?"

 
MONTU NE JAWAB DIYA- "JI, SONE KE BAAD."

 tongue3
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«Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 03:21:27 PM »
EK AADAMI HAKLA THA.

KISI NE USASE PUCHHA- "KYA AAP HAKLATE HAI?"
 

"JI NAHI, SIRF BOLTE WAQT." HAKLE NE JAWAB DIYA.


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«Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 03:23:42 PM »
DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-  "AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?"

MARIJ NE BATAYA- "DOCTOR SAHAB, MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI."

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- "TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE, PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE."

 Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 03:28:40 PM »
EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI  SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.
 
WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA – "KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?"

"KYA KARU.... PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI...ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?" SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

 Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 03:32:41 PM »
BETE NE MAA SE PUCHHA-

"MUMMY, HAMARA BAHAR WALA FULDHAN AGAR KOI TOD DE TO TUM KYA KAROGI?"

MUMMY NE KAHA - "MAI US SALE KI HADDIYA TOD DUNGI.

BETA BOLA - "TO TAIYAR HO JAO. PAPA PHULDAAN TODKAR HI AA RAHE HAI."
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angel4u
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«Reply #11 on: May 15, 2009, 04:25:52 PM »
Laughing hard
mast hai re saare..
iska naam change kar diya tumne sad5
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Roja
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«Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 05:09:57 PM »
Laughing hard
mast hai re saare..
iska naam change kar diya tumne sad5

kya naam change ki re?

Thanks dear and thanks punam dear for reading me.
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angel4u
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«Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 05:13:35 PM »
Na sorry mereko galatfehmi huithi...
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Roja
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«Reply #14 on: May 19, 2009, 02:15:30 AM »

Ajnabi Ban Ke Koi Aaya Tha,
Aisa Laga Vo Mera Saaya Tha,
Log Karte Hain Roshni Ghar Main ,
Usne To Dil Me Diya Jalaya Tha....
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